Pilko

Howay the VAR

That's not a Morgan og is it

He doesn't have the basic grasp of Latin required to work there.

Kante/Ndidi 20/1 Jorginho/Evans 20/1 400/1 quad Ziyech & Iheanacho 3+ total shots each, 2+ SOT each 23/1

Paddy Power. Same bet on B.Reid is 23/10 on Coral

Anguissa SOT and card 21/1

Just saw that, insane price. Doubled with Ings for 54/1.

Armstrong and Cavaliero 2+ SOT 80/1

Cork and Dallas carded 40/1 Vydra and Raphinha 2+ SOT 18/1

As a Newcastle fan I'm always delighted to lose games 4-3 and find this kind of game infinitely preferable to winning 1-0. Good show Brucey, good show.

Shearer must have kicked his awful ginger head canny hard for it to still be addling his brain all these years later.

Ake gives away a pen.... Still no card

Raging with that. Waving it around for fouls which were a) miles away from the goal and b) nowhere near as bad compared to the Ake one.

And one given for that comparatively nowt Ritchie tackle. Hope Kev Friend gets cock rot the stupid cunt

No card for that Ake? Fuck off ref.

He'll definitely refer to "manager of the month curse" when we get beat tonight as well the fucking tosser.

Aye. More games with nowt riding on, less pressure. Best bet is overs/btts tbh.

That Farley impressions bloke's done another video, don't think the impression is amazing but he referenced him interrupting every question which was canny funny.

It'll be interesting once the fixtures are done to see at which point in the season we were actually safe from relegation already without knowing it. Bet it's in the middle of that 2 wins in 22 or whatever it was, showing just how poor the league is.

"I've been saying for a while wuh've been quietly confident if wuh can keep wah big players at the top end of the pitch fit and healthy then wuh'd be okay" "It's about an accumulation of points" (Re: Leicester game) "Ah was really pleased with the way wuh went about wah work" (Re: conceding 2 late) "Could only happen to us, that's Newcastle for yer" "That's for shuwa" and "Well, ya kneeeuw" to make an appearance a few times also.

Take Metro. Go to Stadium of Light. Kill ethnic minorities, grab cheesy chips, late equaliser from Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for promotion to the Championship to blow over.

Oh they've only rustled up a classic 1-1 home draw.

Getting beat off relegated Northampton at home

I placed yesterday afternoon so the odds must have come in on some of them