Pilko

Been some Dog and Duck keeping tonight from the short armed one.

No way will Bruce go to Everton, he's never been at Liverpool before now.

Was useful in his first two seasons, yet another symptom of the club failing to upgrade/sell at the right time, mental that he's stayed so long. Best of luck to him.

They had Max Power assembling one of their famous Meateor pizzas in homage to his 94th minute shot from distance in the playoff semi final

Lincoln take the lead in the first minute

Blackpool win both halves and have most corners in both halves 50/1

Personally I hope City absolutely scuttle Chelsea 3 or 4 nowt.

Totally understand why Howe isn't wanting to take that job unless there's a really clear direction and massive transfer plans. Sellick are a million miles behind Rangers and unless he closes the gap in a couple of seasons, which is a hell of a lot easier said than done, his stock could fall rapidly.

Hang on, I thought these players cared SO MUCH after losing a game? Scholes doesn't agree.

Brewno with another massive performance in a big game. Player of the year.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA De Gea with one of the worst pen shoot out performances ever

You just knew they'd get a lucky break like that.

A very bad ebening this could turn into for Man U.

Lindelof so poor there, couldn't even pull his shirt properly.

Hahahahaha get in

Malky Mackay is back as Ross County manager. Fingers crossed there's no gay snakes on the staff there.

Man U to score a pen 4/1 McSauce + Pau Torres cards 20/1

"Quick deal" we've probably been monitoring, assessing and considering a bid for about four years then.

Can't help himself can he. Finishes fucking 12th (start the open top bus) and goads anyone who dared to be unhappy with 2 wins in 21 games. I'd suggest he could start an argument in a phone box with no money were it not for his ridiculous kite preventing him from getting in.

I hate Gayle me. Absolute waste of a shirt.

Kouyate and Thiago 60/1 seems canny. Shelvey and Anguissa cards 42/1 Dendoncker 4/1 a SOT, have taken as a double with Fede Fernandez (13/2) at 38/1.

nearly as good as the Cewkie one.

That's the narrative on RTG, saying he's a shite player and McGeady makes him look good by putting every goal onto his head or boot for an easy finish.

RTG all seem to be blaming Wyke for the fact that they haven't gone up despite him scoring about 30 goals.