Pilko

This window is Ted Striker's story about how he met Elaine, and this forum is the guy in the turban dousing himself with petrol.

Like a carbon copy of our 09/10 pre season this.

This summer has been 'Barry Moat summer' levels of tedium so far like. It can only get better!

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Ridiculous red card that in the Cameroon game. Not surprised they're all going radge.

people keep talking about July like it's some mystical, magical far-off land.

Demairi Gray would be a class signing like.

It's entirely possible that Eibar could have a deal signed off and confirmed by now with their new player officially joining on July 1, which wouldn't fit with the idea that they won't let him go until that date.

This transfer saga is more boring than Ken Barlow's Guide To Perfectly Crispy Parsnip Skins.

Mental if that half-arsed FA Cup draw away to Birmingham (in which 33-year old Daryl Murphy scored) was the game where the under 25 policy was stuck back on like.

The energy in that Chile team, you'd never think their average age was 30. It's like watching a team full of 21 year olds.

Sanchez is fucking electric. Gol

Why the hell would we believe 15m was 'healthy' for Wijnaldum? We paid about that and he scored 11 goals from midfield in a shit team.

He cost us a place in a semi-final of a major competition, the criticism he got was justified, even if it was overboard. No he didn't. If you look at the goal we conceded vs Hull, there was plenty of mistakes before he parried it out and some awful marking in general. Not to mention two of the pens going through his hands whilst Darlow saved two in a match the next game.

He'll turn into an alright keeper in Holland, Belgium or Portugal but he is totally unsuited to English football and not good enough for what we require. Tl;dr = fancy forrin cunt

On here? I don't think anyone is immune from criticism on here Exactly. Play shit, get loaned.

McClaren was the ultimate lame duck, and yet Carr and Charnley were the only two people not to spot that fact.

Won't happen. But if it did it would be fucking amazing

That is arguably benter than the fixtures breakfast.

Fuckitty bye.

Shame, was quite looking forwards to seeing Tony Adams gurning on their touchline as he tries to succesfully prevent back to back relegations.

Longest thread for a non signing? Would guess at Erdinc.

Please tell me you're one of the High Court Enforcement Agents off Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away

Always relevant

Bally not installed as manager yet? Howeh, get him a nice three year contract and give him the wheese keys.