Pilko

Scoring two goals in the first half suggests otherwise

Ole Semi Solskjaer strikes again

Dubious pen given against Man U, that's a real shame.

Smalling SOT and a card 48/1

Only if he can get his shifts covered at the Carphone Warehouse.

PSG asking for a red for that ffs. Cancelo had one done to him the exact same in the first half and didn't even get a free kick.

Fuck me, this ref won't give City a free kick will he?

Best comment on that 5th page re: social media is "It is used wrongly by the likes of Steve Zucherburg (think that's his name)"

Verratti's been absolutely sensational so far.

Verratti 2+ SOT (I know, he doesn't shoot) a stonking 66/1 on Coral. Can't not. KDB and Di Maria 2+ 32/1 if both start. Cancelo and Neymar 2+ 45/1 also.

Marquinhos and Walker 45/1

Nice of the ref to not book Rudiger for that blatant block in stoppage time, and then run over to Chilwell for kicking the ball away and not card him either.

Need 3 Madrid corners and another card each for a ton.

Ah man, Benzema's fucking excellent. Lovely take that is.

Great goal that, amazing composure.

Werner's got to bury that.

Kroos and Mount cards 28/1 Mount and Vinicuis Jr 2+SOT 41/1

Why is Rooney not in that list?!

Tielemans and Eze 2+ SOT at 105/1 if both play.

Be interesting to play these without Ozil being wheeled out for his one good performance a season which always comes vs us. I reckon score draw again, we're good at those. 1-1; Wilson for us.

No way. We draw the Croats and beat the other two IMO

Anyone think Giggs would have been in were it not for his recent misdemeanours? EDIT: A Giggs and a NPW all in one post, I'm off for a lie down and a glass of water.

"We'll go to Peter Walton in a minute so he can agree with the referee for the millionth fucking time this season"