Pilko

Insigne and KDB assists double 44/1

Imagine clinging on for 40 mins with 10 men to get to pens and then wafting those shitters towards the goal man. 5/5 vs France to that, proper bottle job. Spain are fucking dogshit, infuriating to see them get to the semis.

VAR is shite for red cards. The Wales one was total lunacy and didn't get overturned, the Sweden one the other night total bullshit too and that one in a similar category. Why can't refs err on the side of a yellow and get VAR to check for a red, similar to how the linesman are dead cautious putting their flags up?

can't wait for my £3,500 then, I've cried after every shitty England tournament failure and you can't prove otherwise.

I can't remember an England team ever restricting one of the "big teams" to so few clear-cut chances in a knockout game. To think that Germany would have 0 chances at all is crazy. The Muller one was a let off, Pickford made two saves; I'm of the opinion that no matter whether you're playing Germany or Raggy Arse Rovers you're entitled to one or maybe two good saves from your keeper for your money. I felt like we were in control throughout and whilst it wasn't flashy or silky to watch, it was every single fucking thing that's been missing from an England big game tournament performance pre-Southgate - organised, well thought-out, disciplined, intelligent and measured. Our quality shone through late on. We 100% need to be more expansive against Sheva's lot though and it'll be interesting to see what Gareth does. Whatever he does I've faith that there'll be rhyme and reason to it and we have a huge chance to make this a year to remember.

Pickford for Everton and Pickford for England may as well be two totally different blokes.

Absolutely spot on from all players and manager tonight, that's one for the ages. It gives me immense pleasure to see all the thick fucking divvies with no jobs on Facebook criticising Southgate for being negative etc eat their badly written words. Germany looked like what we'd normally look like in this kind of fixture in years gone by.

Mbappe to miss a pen in the shootout was 11/4, one of my mates stuck a ton on I had a tenner like, free beer for tomorrow.

Mbappe is fucking dreadful

I needed a Pogba assist for £400 and the amount of times Kylian Pancrate fucked things from one of his unreal passes was a joke. Did win £80 from Rodriguez card, Pogba SOT and France 4+ corners like to soften that blow.

That's what you deserve for getting a full back who's missed his last two to kick a pen there lads.

Scenes on French toast

That's a shiter of a pen. Just lash it man.

Absolutely abject from the French. Llenglet looked like he was made of wet tissue paper for the goal, embarrassing for a centre half.

Fucking hell Mbappe is like peak Pancrate here

Shades of Bobby Elliot vs Shaqiri away at Stoke from Patricio there.

14 and a half minutes before the mention of "a bit of a chess match" which we all know of course is commentator speak for "fuck me this is turgid, boring shite"

The Czech manager just reminded me that one of my favourite little things in football is watching a manager do the little pre-emptive header then going wild when the player obliges and bullets it in.

I personally find Richards' over the top laughing at every single fucking thing quite irritating tbh. If he could tone it down a bit he'd probably be a welcome relief to dried up miserable old cunts like Souness. The MOTD top 10 thing bugs me too; why is there a pre-selected list that Richards and Shearer have to put in order rather than them just picking their own top 10? I watched one about top 10 worst grounds to play at and Richards hadn't heard of or played at about 5 of them because he was too young, just seemed totally pointless.

First time I can remember extra time being way more entertaining than the drab 90 mins that preceded it. Class this.

That defending Savage can shut the fuck up about the foul as well.

Dolberg with a beaut. Unlucky Sav you prick.

Robbie Savage off to a fucking Breakfast Club fancy dress party after the match is he?

Wales/Italy double for me.