Pilko

Alexis has been pap so far. Need to see more from him.

Chamakh still thinks he plays for Arsenal.

Absolutely nowt today.

Berahino, top boy

Villa lead.

Merson reckons it's a soft pen anarl, get in. Berahino scores, 1-1.

Pen to WBA

Been shite so far. My main hope is my scorers Canadian, Ulloa has netted but I need a few more.

Mutch misses a sitter

The fuck

'Fight' on the vidiprinter

Ulloa goal for Leicester

Jamie Cureton still scoring league goals at 39. Props.

Now Fulham fall behind why do I bother.

Charlton leading and Bristol City 1 down Fucking awful start.

Mackems

Watford down to 10 after 4 minutes

Magath benching £11m McCormack ahead of an academy lad

Putting the early game in an accumulator? NEVER EVER DO IT. At least doing it with the late game you can lay/cash-out if the rest come in.

Brilliant stuff.

At least those two daytrippers from the far east look happy.

Danny Rose ahead of Ben Davies fuck.

People leaving

Blackett booked now for not even a foul, fucking bullshit. Dreadful opening game for my Rooney-less side.

Fuck off, that was never a yellow. Blackett got the ball!