Pilko

Sherwood, fucking hell.

Right-back? Fuck that, get him in the centre.

Thought palace played decent stuff last season. They did, a lot of it was still direct stuff though.

Can't see it happening, but if they offered up enough compo I reckon Fat Ash would tell him to fuck off down to Selhurst.

Hate it when Allardyce gets compared to Pulis. Both 'long-ball managers' but the difference is that Pulis does try and win games, particularly at home.

LATE DRAMA!!! EASTLEIGH WIN

Shit football > no football > Pardew football

Note: Pardew died on the way back to his planet

5/2 for Palace to go down with Sky FYI.

Try and poach Pards please

Shame, I always enjoyed a good lynching in the playground as a kid.

It's the parents fault too. Parents should be telling the kid that once you choose a club, you don't change no matter how shit they are.

'Edward Shirt' sounds like a fucking made up name

Oh, it gets worse. Interviews with the managers whilst the game is being played... ...By that fucking Clem wanker.

Without knowing much about your ability, you could probably blend in there now. This is horrendous.

GLORY HUNTERS

Nobody else watching Eastleigh v Aldershot on BT Sport 1?

Aye, Pulis heard something about a 'transfer cap' and immediately wanted assurances he wouldn't have to bare his chrome dome heed on the touchline.

Swansea's car would be a car that drove around Wales because that's where the club is

Stopped reading there. He isn't. The Championship is his level.

As long as he is gone by this time next year I will be happy. Can't stand the cunt, I may have mentioned it.

You can use stats to prove anything. Stats, shmats.

Aye. The batch that had Forster, Edgar, Huntington, Taylor, Ramage, Carroll, Troisi, Kazenga etc were often written off as crap and it's easily the most successful crop of youngsters we've had in fucking ages based upon where the ones that left ended up.

In theory, he could gan train in a field in the middle of nowhere with a coach on a video linkup or summat. Hard to police that one.

Spennymoor are one week ahead though. Probably