Pilko

Akinfenwa up front with Tubbs poetic.

League Cup goals on BBC1 now with Thick Claridge and Charismanish.

@the_dilsh Gillingham away. Well I will know a few people at that game lol "Hiya darling, remember me?" http://www.rovers.co.uk/cms_images/counter195-365161195-365161.jpg

Bet it was Mike who put 'Gillingham United' in the thread title :lol:

Quest

GW1 16 Aug 12:45 Man Utd 2-0 Swansea 16 Aug 15:00 Leicester 1-1 Everton 16 Aug 15:00 QPR 2-1 Hull 16 Aug 15:00 Stoke 2-1 Aston Villa 16 Aug 15:00 West Brom 3-1 Sunderland 16 Aug 15:00 West Ham 0-1 Spurs 16 Aug 17:30 Arsenal 3-0 Crystal Palace 17 Aug 13:30 Liverpool 1-0 Southampton 17 Aug 16:00 Newcastle 0-3 Man City 18 Aug 20:00 Burnley 1-4 Chelsea

The draw is always delayed, they fucking prattle on to the two deadbeats plucking the balls out and talk about last years competition etc.

Sell them all they're rubbish Ben Arfa not tracking back where's the fret did I mention sell them all they're rubbish Pardew?

Predicting Watford away.

If he signed for Boro he'd probably be slagging both sides off summat rotten. Just looks like a slimy little turd; probably why he's the managers new favourite.

We're the 'bye' for whoever draws us.

How long before he is better than Cabella?

Ironically enough, the one game I'd want him for in our first ten fixtures is Sunday where it looks like he will miss out. Against Man City we could use his physicality and his ability to generally spoil in the middle of the pitch.

Taylor is a shitter Premier League centre-back than Elliot is a Premier League goalkeeper.

Some bore will doubtless pop up and mention the Liverpool 0-6 to belittle Ronaldo and/or bring up my seemingly irrational hatred of Haidara, but he's suddenly a comfortable first choice LB in the minds of many on here and I for one have seen very little to suggest why that might be. Santon was crap last season in the majority of his appearances but he's better than the alternatives for me.

He's barely worth half that, fucking hell.

The Curblishley one is bang on

You're one of the luckiest blokes in the ground if you've got duff peepers.

The January window will be as follows: If by January 15th we are: 12th or above - we will actively look to sell anyone we can get a good fee for and won't sign anyone unless there's some stupendous value (there never is) 13th-15th - we'll not do anything, unless there's a Carroll-esque offer 16th or below - we'll sign three or four players, with a transfer outlay not topping £10m for the lot, in order to get ourselves safe

Would probably be better with white shorts, too much black on that kit.

I have the feeling Sissoko might play central with Anita and Colback (seeing as Tiote is absent) and it'll be Gouffran, Cabella and Riviere as a 'front three' aka two secondary full-backs and an isolated 'Manu' up top.

Jon Walters is a good cheap midfield choice considering he's basically a forward and he takes pens. (5.5) I've also gone for Jordon Mutch also at 5.5 this year, reckon he'll get 8 goals or so.

:lol: YES.

Clause in his contract to leave with full pay if they turn the heating up too high, in case he starts to melt again.