Pilko

Gomis looks canny thus far.

Scholes believes that if you look into the lens it eats your soul.

N'Zogbia starting for Villa? I didn't even hear the sarcophagus open.

Cole and Vaz Te up front. Spurs are evens or slightly better, folks.

ul Wayne

That should have been disallowed, the one at Elland Road was.

Leeds game for 15 instead of suffering half-time analysis.

I wish this fucking cunt Owen would stop saying "easy decision" every time the ref blows his whistle.

Blackett not getting a clean sheet

Amazing goal

Owen saying the yellow was an "easy decision" It might have been a freekick, not even certainly that.

Rooney asking for a free kick there fucking melt.

Mutch at 5.5 is a great pick IMO.

Bony is my first sub, so if he scores I'll be frantically scouring those lineups come 2.30 Blackett clean sheet would do tbh.

Far surpasses that, man. Both completely legitimate goals that were ruled out by a cock-eyed official/corrupt prick (delete as appropriate).

Why has that been ruled out? That's up there with the Tiote goal last season.

Today: All League 1 teams to score Acca: Spurs, Stoke, WBA/SAFC draw, QPR/Hull draw, Leciester/Everton draw Acca: Portsmouth, Doncaster, Bristol City, Watford, Fulham Anytime scorers Canadian: Christian Eriksen, Craig Gardner, Bojan Krkic, Jordon Mutch, Leonardo Ulloa Daft acca: Blackpool, Wigan, Wolves, Yeovil, Carlisle, Leyton Orient

The Delap thing was legit for their first season up, cos if you have that kind of weapon when you first come up then you'd be daft not to use it. If it was us though I'd be very irritated if we defined ourselves around it like they did. Phasing it out in their second season would have been the proper thing to do, but they milked it to the point we did with Shearer where by the end he was basically a pen taker hobbling about for 90 minutes.

Sturridge and 5.5 IMO. I went for Mutch at 5.5, I think he'll get plenty chance to get forwards - 7 goals last season in a pathetic Cardiff side.

Sissoko is a good value pick IMO. Even if we're shit he'll still start every game and he creates a lot of openings.

Saw him today, was taking his missus out to a nice fort or a Victorian folly.

:lol: Are you taking the piss? The guy shrinks about five inches when he jumps.

Mint.

Changed again! Opening day will be as thus: Mignolet Cahill, Lovren, Debuchy, Blackett Mutch, Hazard ©, Eriksen, Sissoko Giroud (v), Sturridge Subs: Elliot, Bony, B.Davies, Walters

Sitting around in my pants watching Soccer Saturday, table covered in lists of bets