Pilko

Been like night and day, these two games. As impressive today as we were abhorrent yesterday.

When you make 11 subs or whatever it's quite hard to have everyone coming on in their 100% best position, but Abeid at LB is just mental

Wearing 34? Aye it is. The camera was on Campbell when he said it.

That's not Remie Streete you fucking tit

First gol for Cabella

Yet painfully obvious, because everyone in the world except for the NUFC staff can see that Steven Taylor is the worst CB at the club.

Get in Aarons

Steve Clarke has gone for the 'Roy Keane 2008/09 vintage' look.

Williamson in the side and suddenly we don't look like a wreck at the back. He's so much better than Taylor. Gouffran is utterly anonymous, Sissoko isn't fit and has been shite, and Colback has been suitably unimpressive. Aarons and Riviere have been impressive, even outside of the goal.

Sissoko needs to learn how to pass a ball five yards.

What a ridiculous booking that was.

well played.

tragically true. Best header since Martins at OT in 2008. I thought of that one but, probably since Carroll away at Wolves in early 2010/2011 for me. He impregnated someone with it. I've also been making that same shit joke about it ever since. was it you who said "you could get a lass pregnant with that fucking header" or words to that effect?

tragically true. Best header since Martins at OT in 2008. I thought of that one but, probably since Carroll away at Wolves in early 2010/2011 for me.

That's probably the best cross and best header I've seen from NUFC in about three or four years.

Great goal that. Absolutely fantastic play from Aarons.

Sissoko and Gouffran playing in their best positions might be the best thing about this. Hopefully they show it.

We're not playing anymore, Schalke are now playing Germany according to the smug faced tit presenting the QUEST coverage.

it'll be him and Tiote, no mistake.

It rhymes with 'Shearer'.

Gouffran is turning more into Gutierrez by the game.

Sissoko didn't look match fit yesterday. Another "names out of a hat" selection, although Williamson in the back four should improve matters. Bet we lose by a couple again.

Mark Noble going absolutely mental about the pen award. Saved by Adrian, shite pen.

Malaga wearing a nice bright yellow kit against West Ham now. Why the fuck couldn't they have worn that yesterday!?

£10m for Medel is about right, really.