Pilko

I'd rather we got this loan sorted now than piss about "trying" (aye right) for Remy.

Woah. Fucking hell.

On Twitter, is it?

Aahh, welcome back Bimpy. Has Bimpy left? Hope not. Looks like it. Can't click on his profile any more. That's shit. What happened? Bullied off the board by POOT Yup, bimby forwarded me the pms poot sent him before he left, calling his wife fat and shit, laughing at her massive arse and bingo wings. Was awful, poor man. Only so much a nice guy can take, especially about the woman he loves. Eh!? He was the one who kept banging on and taking the piss about her for fucks sake. I like bimpy, he's a good poster, but that's a load of shite like. No-one can be this stupid guilty. Claiming a partial pardon on the sleep depravity front.

Good signing that. He's better than Gabbidon.

I've been up since 4.40am, alright?!

Aahh, welcome back Bimpy. Has Bimpy left? Hope not. Looks like it. Can't click on his profile any more. That's shit. What happened? Bullied off the board by POOT Yup, bimby forwarded me the pms poot sent him before he left, calling his wife fat and shit, laughing at her massive arse and bingo wings. Was awful, poor man. Only so much a nice guy can take, especially about the woman he loves. Eh!? He was the one who kept banging on and taking the piss about her for fucks sake. I like bimpy, he's a good poster, but that's a load of shite like.

38 league starts then.

I have so much time for this analogy.

It's easier to predict the actions of an idiot than those of a genius.

So: Satka (young CB making his first senior start) - right-back Dummett (left-back) - centre-back Obertan included and HBA still frozen out Fucking howay, man.

It's either even or slightly a + depending on which fees you believe for Cabella and Janmaat. I think most of them forget to factor in the £500,000-£1m fee we supposedly picked up for Tavernier too so it's probably a couple of million under what we've brought in.

It's not a parking ticket man, it's a yellow card cos Tiote is on the bus.

It's below par and that's before you consider the three defeats to lower league sides and the 20 or so 3+ humpings we've had, including two off the mackems in our own back yard.

It probably does, seeing as this money will probably end up in the biscuit tin marked "striker" to ensure we have a net spend of no more than £0.

Anyone who wants a new toon top should be buying a nice retro one. Won't become "last season's" after a year, cheaper, and infinitely nicer. What a horrid piece of shite. "It might look better on!" aye right.

one for Ace posts that.

2-0 defeat and the young hopefuls blamed and written off for another season.

Surely if Pardew was going to be a Star Wars character he'd be Boba Frett?

what planet are you on? The people in charge of this club would break your fucking legs if it made a few quid.

I get the feeling the caretaker at St Mary's could put the bins out with the handles facing the wrong way and be subject of a £21m bid moments later.

His missus is pure taste like.

That's a bit much Wullie, you'll probably make Lallana cry again with outrageously strong criticism like that.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01422/sacha-baron-cohen-_1422424a.jpg http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Society/Pix/pictures/2010/1/6/1262780885770/Henry-Winkler-as-The-Fonz-001.jpg http://badtennis.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/inbetweeners-simon1.jpg http://401stblow.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/david_brent_111.jpg

It looks like something from a horror video game.