Pilko

Rock Paper Scissors, man. Same thing when you're psychic. Fuck it then, free throws. That's racist. 100m breaststroke race. Chicken eating competition

All we have to cling to is that he might choose us.

Hargreaves confident of 40 games a season. How about you try 40 minutes a season first?

Dial K for Kuqi

We couldn't agree a fee for some lad from Maribor, that's literally it

At this stage you'd simply have to be pleased.

£10m for Mikel Arteta is an absolute pittance.

Mike Grella released from Leeds. Free free free

Be pleased with that.

Dave this one in the bud

PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE COME AT IZ

Gignac is a cast-iron arsehole and a fucking embarrassing player. He would be a disaster for NUFC.

I hope enough pages have been made to hide this before Skirge gets back aye fkn cheeky fkers trying to take the fkn piss out of him won't go down well

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I reckon Kuqi will end up at Palace.

Rodallega would be a great signing.

1541: Watford are expected to sign Nottingham Forest forward Joe Garner. The 23-year-old has failed to score in four appearances this season. GG

Steven Fletcher would be class. How reliable is that twitter guy?

Neil Warnock

RupertCommunicator has to be the worst poster on the forum. Just so fucking bad, man

They just said it again! Jim White in the building

They're dancing in the streets of Tottenham. Mainly pirouettes and twirls.

Who is Rosco

They've been saying 'Jim White is in the building!' since about 10am ffs.