Pilko

If we gave Ryan Donaldson a year's extension (and Nile Ranger 5 and a half years!) then I don't see why we shouldn't give one to Kadar - he's shown waaaay more potential than Donaldson and even arguably Ranger.

Real shame about Fletcher. He's really turned round the popular opinion that he was too shit for Man U and just Fergie's token Scottish boy, and proved that he's actually a bit good. Hope he gets through it and plays again when ready.

4 or more goals in Chelsea/City, just £1.50.

His legs in that Spongebob outfit

Yes.

Mascherano to be sent off 10/1 Busquets first card 10/1 Madrid to score a penalty (forgot odds) got a scorer bet on too but forgotten it

His subs today suggested to me that he may have been on the ole pardy powder last night.

Would rather see Lovenkrands out wide on the back of his performance against Chelsea, and Obertan's complete non-performance in nearly every game this season.

I assume we're hoping Smith will gurn at the Norwich defence and they'll just let Demba walk through and score three more? Good plan, Pards.

Time to get that chequebook out, you fat penny-pinching bastard. Three CBs going into a season, great idea.

Game over. Disaster.

Pards channeling the spirit of Hughton here with this insistence on not making any subs.

Just need an everton goal.

What an unmitigated disaster.

Ugly headed useless cunt.

This is so, so irritating. There's no way we'd have conceded three with Coloccini and Taylor.

Just waiting on Arsenal and Everton for my "9 teams to score" bet to come in.

Two goals over ten games ffs.

Spirit of Steven Taylor.

1-1, Ba to score first. Got money on it.

Blackburn are shit but they've proved that on occasion they have goals in them. Scored four a few times, hopefully can do it again.

Smit playing would completely defy logic. Gosling came off the bench before Smit in the Man City game, and has made the bench ahead of him on pretty much every other occasion they've both been fit. Doesn't add up.

What a tool. Well tell me what the captain does in a usual game? Apart from leading the team out and a coin toss? The point I'm making is that no matter who captain tomorrow it won't effect the outcome. It will if it's Alan Smith.