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I can't help but think of the away defeat to Derby under Allardyce, completely agree.

haven't actually checked these 5) Viduka, Shearer, Defoe, Berbatov 8) Friedel, Robinson, Crossley 9) WBA, 4 times? 10) Derby, 11 11) Shearer at SJP?

I think he will start him, that's just standard motivational patter for all three players concerned.

He was on Ant and Dec's Push the Button and some bloke who'd never kicked a ball in his life stuck 4 pens past him.

It was one from Asia somewhere, wasn't nearly as bad as the Devine one though. The ball actually went nearish to the goal.

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What was the booking for a dive?

To be fair, I can completely understand why rival fans, not just mackems, would fucking hate Taylor like.

This ain't a Boumsong this is Cabaye, surely?

Ashley must have spent the transfer funds on a bag of gobstoppers for Pardew. Good move.

It's mint when people say Ashley "must" and "has to" do something. He's shown before; he'll do what the fuck he wants.

How about a ridiculously simple "Demba Demba, Demba Ba!" to the tune of Byker Grove?

Phew, that's a lot better.

These line-ups are far too reasonable. We need a Skirgetastic one with Sammy Ameobi playing alongside Coloccini and Ryan fkn Taylor supporting Asprilla up front.

Perch, Lovenkrands and Smith clearly.

I read that as 'pitiful armpit' at first. Also works.

Andorra game is basically 3pts guaranteed. Only the other game is actually worth wondering about.

Carroll's beard is even worse than my pitiful attempt.

Some lovely silent Londoners in the crowd here.

Well, this is thoroughly riveting.

Stuart Pearce needs to teach Rooney the lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRcZEgZkUI

Thanks for that incredibly insightful and useful piece of information. All I have to do now is find means to travel back in time.

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11/10 for England -2. Disgusting.