Pilko

Sign him up please Pards.

Oh man, really hope he does well. JP9.

:lol: I have no idea why that is so fucking funny.

amazing

I really hope people do this. It'll make for an entertaining deadline day.

Krul Ryan Taylor Coloccini Williamson Santon Ben Arfa Cabaye Abeid Gutierrez Vuckic Shola Ameobi

Wigan, Blackburn and QPR please.

Bit embarrassing for a dedicated fansite IMO. Not that difficult is it? The guy I sometimes chat to behind the bar in my local still calls him 'Colo-seen-ie'. But then again, he used to call Allardyce's Brazilian centre-back "Kap-ass-a' and our fat Aussie lump 'Vid-you-ka'.

Good news. It should be Ryan Taylor right-back and Santon left-back.

The only reason he'd ever say that is because Pardew put him on a fucking pedestal in the first place, saying he's "only ever a number 10 behind the striker" and all that. Ben Arfa's never had a problem playing on the wings before. Very strange.

I hope Redknapp gets knob rot. He's about as close to a Cockney spiv from the films as you can get, disgusting old cunt that he is.

Hughes is about the best QPR could hope for. Bruce would be funny as fuck, like.

Bagsy your sofa. He lives in Brighton, he'll probably want payment in kind.

Football is no fun anymore.

Daily Star gave Santon 5/10 for yesterday's game, btw. Obertwat got a 4.

From the Gallowgate it looked like he'd shanked it into the side netting until the ball unbelievably bounced over the line.

Was it him? Yes.

Colo completely bailed him out once when he gave the ball away, and they scored from the resulting corner. After that he looked far better and was dead unlucky not to score today.

I initially thought six.

Very harsh on Abeid. Otherwise about right.

On top of that, it's that age old thing about Gutierrez being the 'main' winger, but when he's being double-marked all the time he's not as effective. When Obertan was replaced by Ben Arfa in the RM slot, Gutierrez and Santon had absolutely acres more space and Gutierrez in particular looked much better. Ben Arfa was the one being double marked but the majority of times he managed to skin both players and do something with the ball. I don't get Obertan at all, like. In the first half, he sold an amazing dummy to the full back, got a good yard and a bit on him, reached the byline... and then stopped on the ball and turned to play a half-mishit pass to Simpson who ended up going back to the centre-halves on the halfway line. He's fucking tripe and I'm hoping Pards realised it today.

He did more in half an hour on the right wing than Obertan has managed in his last ten games.

City -1, Chelsea -1, West Ham, Sunderland 31/1

He was fairly poor today, I thought. One or two times he nicked the ball and surged forwards to good effect, but he loses the ball far too much and is quite weak in the tackle for me. We looked much better with Ryan Taylor in his position.

I saw a young lad with the patch stuck on outside the ground today, and it looked absolutely shit. It was totally the wrong colour, more of a dark grey compared to the black of the kit.