Pilko

You can tell there's nowt going on because they're just taking the piss out of Jim White.

there'll be three tits on later. Two of them belonging to Natalie Sawyer, one is Jim White.

Andy in Leeds via text: "Just seen Alan Smith in Leeds City Centre, replacement for Gradel? Triumphant homecoming?" pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

well fucking played.

as if that even needed confirming ffs

1332: BBC Radio Leicester confirm that Leicester City have had a bid "in excess of £4m" for Everton striker Jermaine Beckford accepted. The player is yet to agree personal terms

I like how SSN are actually advertising Jim White's arrival

Llambias waking up David Craig

Jim White at 8pm, can't wait.

David N'Gog carrying his gear in a binbag

they should introduce a SSN Deadline Day Decibel Counter in the corner of the screen for when he's on.

I think if we do make 'the' striker signing now, it'll be someone not at all linked previously.

it begins.

SHIT THE BED

I'm going into the kitchen and we better have made signings when I get back

This Crouch stuff simply cannot end badly. If Sunderland pay £10m+ and fuck off Gyan that's hilarious. If Arry is waiting on him to go so he can make another signing and the deal falls through/Bruce says no, it's a mega troll on the twitchy spiv.

I actually can't wait.

David Bentley, £3m - 22.09

The Mail have been very reliable lately. Am I right to say that Gosling, Tiote, Ba and Obertan were reported by them first?

In: Situ Maiga or Cisse Random Championship utility player Out: Ranger (loan) Lovenkrands (Rangers/Championship) Guthrie (month's loan)

Get in. A nice deadline day straw to clutch at.

Voronin, isn't it?

That would be ace, like.

I was basing my calculations on Santon being 6 million euros, or £5m - doubling both amounts. Either way, we're seemingly very close to hitting the asking price.