Pilko

Heard a rumour that some fans are getting a canny Pard-on at the thought of this signing.

Will be very surprised if Steve Kean isn't the first to go.

Or Gosling's chance.

I really like the look of Bannan, he'll be some player.

£100,000.

Heskey's touch

Can imagine a goal like that being scored against your team is enough to drive you to drink. http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/53282000/jpg/_53282100_012162915-1.jpg

http://www.ukgameshows.com/p/images/1/19/Simon_greenall_headshot.jpg Keith Millen http://images.click-bristol.com/admin/article/articleimages/1310576480-_50605082_millen.jpg Michael

Why is Phil Mitchell refereeing the Chelsea game?

We are captained by a Rolls Royce of a footballer. They are captained by a Ford Escort with wonky racing stripes and the wing-mirror held on with gaffer tape.

Barton once again booked for going near a football pitch.

That's a fucking shocking tackle from Cattermole, don't think I quite appreciated how bad that was first time around.

Sweaty Brucey looked gutted there. Get in.

Hot fuck, Patrick Agyemang started for QPR?

Cue Dave "I hate the coming up bit"

Arsene's head rub was a bit like Roy Hodgson's face rub.

mumbling cunt

Arsenal just got Arsenaled on the second goal.

I am so glad that Steve Bruce is nowhere near our club. He's a tactically inept manager if I ever saw one.

It was 2-0.

He's already a good goalkeeper for his age. Has the potential to become absolutely class. A word on Mignolet, btw. His positioning on the goal really minged, ole!

I wonder how many times Bruce will say "batten down the hatches", "take it on the chin" and "come out fighting" in his post-match interview tonight. You could probably play one of them bullshit bingo games.

Match of the Day cannot come quickly enough.

Fucking hell, WBA should have scored there.