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Sherla's never taken an away penalty for us before, I don't think.

Didn't we all do the Formica jokes fairly recently? He's shit anyway fwiw.

Not today. I'm starting to find Steve Kean's misery entertaining; will allow for Stoke's win.

He isn't consistent enough to deserve all of the ridiculous praise he gets when he has one of his purple patches. When he's not in form, he's absolutely turd.

I seem to remember Ramage gifting Man U two goals once in a 2-0 loss.

No he wasn't. He was shite. Agreed. He had a few good moments but was largely shocking; decision making in particular was disgusting.

I know P-Lov and Macheda did shit all, but come on.

That Wigan fan is doing some class windups must be class if you're one of just 75 in the ground celebrating the winner like

He'd certainly carry on Bruce's good work, that's for sure.

Cabaye's booking was stupid, he may have bounced the ball angrily but he bounced it straight to the Man U throw in taker.

*rolled

I'm being reliably informed that he shouted "THE MASKED DEFENDER IS I... STEVEN TAYLOR!" at a bewildered Hernandez after he took the mask off.

Even for you that's pushing it.

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Someone on RTG has made a thread about Pardew's 'Geordie heroes' comment, pointing out that there's just Steven Taylor and Sammy in the side who are actual Geordies today. I for one am absolutely gutted at this revelation.

Results like today will help us in the contract negotiations. It's one thing for Pards to say we can compete with bigger sides - now we're starting to prove it (holding Arsenal, Spurs, Man U and playing well against Man City) .

I couldn't give a fuck what Ferguson says about us, he can be as bitter as he likes. We got a point from the game, he can fucking well deal with it.

Raylor 3 come off it. I know it's fashionable to hate him, but he wasn't as bad as that.

Yeah, they've beaten a Champions League rival by three goals. http://img.thisismoney.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/LawrensonMM_203x150.jpg

He's wasting the easy fixtures. Wigan and Fulham at home, one point? That's crap. Funnily enough, we only got two points from those same fixtures last season, which many people on here, myself included, found nearly unforgivable.

Anyone who can score a goal past Derby County is probably worth buying, just in case we land the fuckers in the FA Cup.

What season was this?

As one of only four Newcastle fans in a bar with at least 60~ people in, that was fucking sweet. Di Santo's late goal was a cherry on the enormous cake that Pards and the lads served us today.