Pilko

so does Phil Mitchell. I was gonna say Max Branning's gained a lot of height and lost a lot of weight.

Diame loves a goal against Sunderland, might back him with some cash.

Marseille are complete and utter fucking wankers.

7-0 Valencia.

are you watching Graham Carr?!

Anyone watching Marseille (probably not), how are they looking?

Just waiting on Marseille myself, all the others are winning atm, albeit all (bar Valencia) narrowly.

Aye, it's back on. Cheers.

What's gan on with the Zenit game? Flashscores says 'interrupted' and Livescore says 'suspended'. I've got fifty pee on APOEL ffs.

Zenit and APOEL are 0-0 at HT. APOEL are 10/1, just chucked 50p at it.

Arsenal Chelsea Barca Valencia Marseille £1.50

The guy who did mine was called Dennis, he was class.

This one? Moved to lMlWlWl Nope, I was thinking more of her hit single 'Signing Scott Brown To Replace Alan Smith', actually.

Knowing England, we'll probably beat San Marino like 2 or 3 nil or something. Be nice if for once they could actually rack up double figures.

Man U have been incredibly out of sorts lately, meaning we're well in with a shout here. Obviously, that would be the case within a different dimension where we don't routinely get turned over at Old Trafford by Fergie's strongest XI every single frigging season. Really pisses me off when you see the likes of the mackems, and others, facing a side that contains Gibson, Macheda, Owen etc basically every season, whereas against us you'd be lucky if one of those three was named as an unused sub.

Brown is fucking shit, slow, and a cunt to boot. No thanks. Hopefully Pards will have more sense, even if he is going for free. Imagine if we finally peddled Smith and then signed Brown a famous Paula Abdul song comes to mind.

Which guy took you round? Was he an incredibly knowledgeable old bloke?

American Samoa might finally get rid of that record

Madrid not fucking about.

Sixfolds (and a 44p = fifty quid~ accy) on: Plymouth Aldershot Oxford Scunthorpe Preston Tamworth Wrexham Cardiff

Went with £2.50 on the exact same myself.

Elliot Ramage Onyewu Boumsong Quinn Duff Faye Pattison Alan O'Brien Luque Smith

I read this and thought you were about to make a really cutting analogy about what a lazy/dour so and so she was. Little did I suspect she supported them. "My wife is Villa. She's predictable, boring, turgid, and she's got a gigantic, useless black man attached to her left side."

Got my £1 back for next goal FK at 2-0.