Pilko

That Viduka goal is one of my favourites against us like.

Aye. Shits on Lynx shower gel.

I'm watching, it's class this channel. They had a mint show about Ginola on the other week.

What time does the France game kick-off tonight?

James is the best, man. annoyance disapproval disdain

Airey's at the age now when he needs this sort of spell out on loan. If he does well, we either keep him or get a fee for him - if not, we can be sure that we're not missing out on a good player.

Best news ever, get the fuck in. Gonna go celebrate.

Allardyce didn't rate him. Shola barely played when he was here.

Bendtner has spent most of the last season on the wing. Looking for Gash to correct me if I'm wrong, but I think he probably started only a handful of games in the centre-forwards position last season.

Be mint if we got Bendtner, like. Play him as a centre-forward and he'll get goals in this league, no question.

A million wives and mothers offer this absolutely shit phrase by way of consolation, whilst you're screaming at the TV as the fifth opposition goal flies in.

Glad he's bagged a goal.

Cancelling this will cause more fucking riots like.

Was chatting to the barber earlier and he said quite a few men in their late 40's/early 50's had been in asking for 'a Pards-cut'.

Pardew must spend a few hours in the mirror every morning perfecting that smile.

With a clause for a further couple of games should we draw them in the cups too.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110809/obertan-joins-newcastle_2281670_2414260

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110809/ober-the-toon_2281670_2414541

fkn agree

Don't anyone pretend that they didn't see that coming.

Nah, no way he did as much damage as Souness. My dad's mate used to do some sort of job (forget what it was now) when Souness was in charge that involved him delivering something to the training ground - he said he'd only be there for about fifteen minutes or so each time, but every time he was there the players would all just be larking about with the balls and not doing much in particular.

Have Spurs paid for Bassong entirely yet? That could well knock money off the price, if they're paying installments.

It does fit with the 'transfer influx', mind you. Obertan, Pavulychenko and the young trialist (plus hopefully a defender) would represent an 'influx' imo.

I think he's a good player, but I just can't see it. He doesn't fit the terribly strict 'Ashley blueprint'.

Fucking hell, I know. I sat through it going "no." after every statement the voiceover made.