Pilko

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And you even failed at that, the correct spelling is 'Kernts'.

Panaphonics? Magnetbox? Or Sorny?

Quick! Someone save this for when Maiga doesn't score in his first two appearances!

@Sammy_Ameobi Samuel Ameobi Oh and he's strained his left wheel, he's coming off injured now #nufc 60 years, 5 minutes later

Were they not just the overcooked smokey sausages that they forgot to hoy out?

http://beat.bodog.eu/wp-content/uploads/ramsay.jpg.bmp WHO COOKED THESE FUCKING POPPERS? THEY'RE RAW! RAW, RAW, RAW!

well clearly it had the desired effect, I remember it being pills. There'll be a reverse business card out there somewhere for the old sweet shop at Beamish somewhere with some Class A as the background.

Are you not thinking of that business card with the pills as a background?

I knew someone would post that happy chip thing Greggs gets my vote, be fucking hilarious that.

Imagine if Gateshead lost to Tamworth in round 2 oh wait no, that's shit

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/Sunderland-striker-Stephane-Sessegnon-pining-for-a-move-back-to-France-article829875.html Yes, it's Sunday and yes, it's a shit article.

Amazing to think that a mere 5 years ago, our scouting system consisted of Roeder easyjetting off to watch players we had no chance of getting and Terry Mac piping up with suggestions of players he'd seen in the Pontins League on a Tuesday night.

? McNallyMirror Brian McNally Big Newcastle United exclusive in the Sunday Mirror tomorrow plus a hard-hitting comment piece on the soccer sacrilege at SJP #nufc #Toon Cheers. Hopefully something positive this time. Better luck next time

people wishing him dead, now THAT is classy

Aye, he's hoping we might qualify for the Intertoto Cup next season with a view to having a crack at the UEFA Cup. That's only if we can finish in the top six places of the First Division though.

Apparently Bill Oddie bought him a dressing gown for Christmas and he submitted the receipt for his own tax purposes. He's guilty as hell.

Be funny as fuck if it was Mark Hughes.

Fucking Germans cost me it. Pricks.

Holland Germany Belgium Ireland Italy £1.50 wins £26.65

Good day for Exeter fans mind you.