Pilko

Redknapp's sweaty face gives the effect that he's melting.

I've put an optimistic £1 on 0-0 but I reckon Jose will do it tonight, probably sticking it to melty-face's men 2-0.

I'd never ever touch Sheff Wed. I think they've conceded the first goal at home, and within 20 minutes, in practically every home game this season.

cynics/mackems would argue we just score from set pieces but that quite clearly isn't the case. We could have added two goals from set pieces on top of the four open-play goals we did score through Williamson and Nolan, and then there was Lovenkrands' penalty shout early doors too. We've certainly got a few strings to our bow even without the likes of Carroll, Best, Ben Arfa, Tiote and Enrique.

Skirge-tastic.

0-0 is 15/1 between Spurs and Real, surely worth a punt.

They're both appointed some shocking managers of late, though. Micky Adams was always going to be a shit appointment, I called that from day one and many others did too.

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Dan Taylor, but that's largely due to the fact he is one.

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If Wigan go down we should definately look at Rodallega, like. He's scoring at a relatively consistent rate in a side with only one stand-out player, I think he'd be a good option for us to have.

He can't play, he's ineligible for them.

The availables, the unavailables are managed by hughton!

Surely that should be 'Bit of a maverick"?

no-one even bit.

It's absolutely mint, that video. The music is absolutely perfect.

He is the ultimate Jekyll and Hyde footballer, like. When he's good, he's absolutely brilliant (see yesterday), but when he's bad, he's the absolute pits.

Shearer had it right last night - he's apologised for it and that should be that. Be weird if swearing invoked a fine/ban and yet an elbow to the head resulted in zero punishment.

be amazing if that happened like.

I got the feeling Quinny was pondering Brucey's future looking at him in the crowd.

You might be our record goalscorer but can I just tell you, you're not very good as a pundit.

that's mint that is.

They have a very easy run in, like. West Brom will deny them victory next week, though. They're in good form.

The mackems laugh at him and call him so many names, yet he's the sort of personality and midfielder that their team is literally crying out for.