Pilko

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You'd have to be a fucking nut to be far and away Man City's best striker (Tevez) and not demand a pay rise, let's be honest. He has at times dragged the team to results this season (and last season too), and when you consider they've made Gareth Barry the ~20th best paid player in world football, you'd have to be barking not to hold them to ransom.

Neither do I, but I just don't think that particular view is as widespread as you do.

spot on. They're both good posters but very one-eyed at times. If it's one eyed to dislike a bloke who got us relegated, uses the club as a Job Centre for his gambling buddies and continues to sell off our best assets, then yes, I'm one eyed. Canny ridiculous to be accused of that given what he's done to the club, but then this is exactly what I mean. It's not even about your 'dislike' of Ashley. I dislike him too. I was more getting at the negativity or cynicism when Ashley does actually get something right, be it through judgement or dumb luck. He's clearly a prat, but this doesn't mean everything he does is totally shit and to the detriment of the club. The above paragraph comes not from an Ashley fanboy, but from someone who is resigned to seeing him at the top of the club for the forseeable and who is trying to see the positives his ownership brings, however scant they may be.

spot on. They're both good posters but very one-eyed at times.

How did it end?

It was actually Ranger wearing a mask

If I ever encountered him I'd double up my accent and say "Hellaw, Mr. Pardew" just like Michael.

About four hours ago, mate. There's probably a link on the BBC Radio Newcastle page, or search the iplayer?

Model prick.

someone needs to phone and ask some sort of Partridge related question, like.

Butt's got proper fat legs.

John Carver

Jonas is a worse finisher than our Jonas.

wp

Pehhhhnalteeeeh

Younes Carpool

Simon Chevrolet

Neymar is a bit good.

Lucas plays for Brazil fucking hell.

They won't mind that. The French get very tetchy if you mention the Revolution at all, even if you're having a laugh about all the stupid shite that went on under the Ancien Regime.

This will all be reversed in a few weeks when the NOTW get exclusive photos of Llambias wiping his arse on a French flag and undercover footage of Ashley taking the piss out of Louis XVI.

I'd be happy if we added an extra year to his contract but made it 'player/coach' or whatever.

Cort wasn't as bad as some of the strikers we've had, like. He was incredibly unfortunate with injuries.

Ketsy