Ideally Perch will hit a 40-yarder that deflects off Smith's arse and through the goalie's legs to win the game, and then they both run off out the ground celebrating, never to be seen again.
Pardew's comments suggested he wouldn't start Ranger. I'd like to see what level Best is at, seeing as we're not going to use Xisco - Simpson has looked much better than last season, there's always a chance Best might be the same. We have to see.