Pilko

Tamas Kadar 30-yard screamer. Gang of Plymouth fans who attack the away end after they go 0-4 down are knocked cold by a barrage of cornish pasties.

A big black Land Rover with tinted windows and the works went down through Whitley Lodge at about 12.30am last night when I was walking home, registration was something like NM3 PRS, is that anyone from the clurb?

Watford and Palace will be sucked right into the scrap if Sheff Wed win this.

A home game please. We always seem to begin and end the season away from home.

Fraser Forster making some immense saves for Norwich on these highlights.

That Stoke wall.

It's Philip Schofield and you haven't even fucking noticed.

Keegan was talking about playing him in central midfield during pre-season, he even played a game at Hartlepool there if I remember rightly.

Spurs have spent a canny bit of money under Redknapp tbf. It really pisses me off when they dub him "a wheeler dealer in the transfer market". He's sent four clubs to financial ruin and if you look at what he's spent over the last three years, it is an astronomical amount.

pffft

Lita's touch there.

Bednar gets in behind so easily.

Get that fucking poncey-haired twat Olsson off. He's battling with Chris Morgan to be the most detestable cunt in the league.

Strach and his coach have a red bull each, wtf

Kewell? No ta, he is the ultimate sicknote

Boro's Australian contingent so shit. Jones is a horrific keeper (anyone remember Arsenal putting 7 past him?) and Williams in midfield surely has to be a joke.

8 goals.

Dean Kiely he is nearly 40, and he is pap.

Rhys Williams is fucking shocking, his touch is so poor. WBA lead, Cox

What? Spurs SCORE a pen? Defoe is probably the shittest pen taker ever, I can remember more misses than I can goals.

Bednar is a lick of paint away from giving them the lead.

This is true end of season, snooze-in-the-sunshine fayre.

Everton, Stoke, Birmingham. £5 Man City to win by 2 goals or more - £5 Boro to win by 2 goals or more - £1

Mancienne won't ever amount to much.