Pilko

Would be good for CH to include him on the bench for these last couple of games.

Bayern/Hull/Tromso - £5

Jack Duckworth over Raylor's shoulder.

May have been shite for the last 3 years but a 'top professional' and gave a good service to the club. Cheers Nicky, you've earnt your move. Really.

Keith Lard to march onto the pitch and give a fire safety talk.

Almost backed Barca tonight and very very pleased I didn't bother.

Good one.

Fair one that like.

Thought he had a good game tonight.

wp chris

A poor first 15 minutes or so, but after that was fantastic. Great performance.

Booo.

Nolan to score last goal - £2 Halftime Newcastle, fulltime Newcastle - £2 Williamson to score - £2 Fitz Hall to score - £2 Newcastle to win by 4 goals or more - £1 Newcastle to win 4-2 - £1

50 minutes.

Jesus Christ? John Carver man.

JC has just been on SSN, saying he wants us to be champions but hopefully not tonight. Also said Chris, Colin and Paul have done an excellent job.

Mike > pedro

Taylor marches onto the pitch at full time with Biffa Bacon, Mutha and Fatha, and they all proceed to kick the shit out of Carroll.

To be so many goals up that the referee calls a halt to proceedings 30 minutes early, at which point Nicky Butt comes on and does the flashdance in the centre circle.

nice one!

Dekka and Fat Ash to do a lap of the pitch twirling toon scarves.

Skirge to score a diving header in front of the away end

A smug version of "Rel-e-gat-ion! Wooo! Woooooooh!" from our fans as they crash into League 1.

Fucks sake, he is brilliant on The Apprentice: You're Fired.

Jonny Hall to edit the thread title as quickly as Dave normally does