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Steady on.

Would love Kazan to have a run.

For all you know that could be his children's food money, you insensitive shitbag.

Easiest goal Hangeland will ever score that. Didn't even need to challenge, merely hopped and nodded the ball into the net.

Lolerpool.

No.

We know.

I'd love us to get Kevin Doyle.

Nah, unlikely. The only ones I would imagine that applies to are the January signings, and maybe Lovenkrands. Most of these players signed their deals (without relegation clauses) with us before we were relegated, so why would there be a promotion clause in there?

They're dropping like flies out there. Ivanovic is having a good game, mind. Good move from Uvvvrum Grrunt.

spurs scored a goal wat

Terry must think he's still playing in that Dubai kickabout.

Remember when everyone was saying van Persie didn't score enough for Arsenal, etc? Bendtner will come good.

Get the feeling we'll look at Snodgrass in the summer too, fits the Ashley blueprint.

Seriously? I can't see anyone buying him, and I also can't see us signing too many strikers. He isn't good enough and he doesn't want to be here. I don't believe he has done that well back in Spain either from when I last looked in to it. I believe he will go on the cheap or we will loan him back to another Spanish club who want to give him a go. Isn't it a case that if we play him for so many games that we have make extra payments on his fee? so it's in our interest to get rid than risk playing him, paying more, and him still being shit? In my opinion we should have given the lad more chances, either last season or this one. Either way it hasn't happened and can only presume it's because he's shite or got a shite attitude. How would you feel about him coming back and playing given that he admitted to lying/pretending to be injured in order to get to another club? Obviously what he did was wrong, but I can understand why he did it, he's been shown no respect at any time by the club. Kinnear refused to acknowledge his existance, and he wasn't considered under Shearer either. We treated him like dirt and he's ended up getting fed up. If he was to come back with a renewed attitude and show he's ready to commit to the club, then I'd give him another chance. The club have given the likes of Barton enough chances, Xisco deserves another one if we can't sell him.

Seriously? I can't see anyone buying him, and I also can't see us signing too many strikers.

I reckon Xisco will play a part next season tbh.

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Porto, Sporting, and Benfica are all decent teams. There's not much to say at all for the 13 or so others though. They are horrifically bad. Similar to Holland in that sense. I'd agree with all of those except for Romania. Then again they have some decent teams that have been getting results in Europe of late. edit: Holland is definitely worse than Portugal actually. Except Holland only really has ever had Ajax and Psv, at least now Portugal has Braga making some decent movements while Holland has Twente. AZ & Feyenoord are decent outfits They are but I'd debate if either play in the Champions League or even the Uefa cup with much regularity. PSV and Ajax certainly don't. I think a lot of people underestimate Portugal as a league. Especially teams like Benfica.

Bendtner is a bit of a donkey, but he's easily Premiership class ffs.

The joke table should be the "Kieron Dyer" table, and the joke is that halfway through the speeches one of the legs falls off.

Felipe Caicedo would be good, aye.