Ash

And a very good one at that, brilliant take.

Care to expand on that? Actually I've just realised Fulham is on ITV4. Why the fuck was I watching that Liverpool dross. Looks like I'm the only one watching it!

Superb goal.

£10 double on Fulham and Atletico to qualify.

He was just an example but that's exactly the point though, people make out he's that quick. I agree with your other point too. He is quick, but not as quick as he's made out to be. Like I've mentioned, I think his footwork is superb at times which usually helps him beat a man rather than just knocking it past and hoping to get on the end of it.

I've noticed with Routledge he uses his clever footwork a lot to help him out when he's struggling to take it past a man, nothing wrong with it, but he's made out to be like shit off a stick when he isn't. He's one of the quickest in our squad but that says more about our squad than him. I'm not saying he's slow or anything but he doesn't have pace to burn in the mould of Walcott, as has been shown in a fair few games.

Are you serious? I agree with him. I don't know if he's been struggling for fitness but he's only started outpacing fullbacks in the last month. Before that he was struggling to beat his man for pace.

Also know that Hughton flew out to personally run the rule over a player on sunday, no idea where though. i like the way people seem to be assuming it's for a lille player. To be fair, it was reported earlier in the season that we had a scout at the Liverpool-Lille game so it does seem like we have our eye on a Lille player.

Make that 5.

Palace fans. Looking dejected knowing they now go into the final game of the season with a chance of going down...FUCKING HELL, AM ON THE TELE!!!!!1!

West Brom at 15/8 is too good to pass up.

Valencia is a really strange inclusion. Would have had Malouda ahead of him and Lampard over Fletcher too.

No regrets about backing them, especially considering the team that Fulham fielded. No harm done anyway, recovered it by backing Chelsea to score the next goal in-play when it was 5-0.

Can't see Fulham scoring to be honest. Everton -1 is the bet of the day I reckon. Leighton fucking Baines.

Can't see Fulham scoring to be honest. Everton -1 is the bet of the day I reckon. Leighton fucking Baines.

Who the fuck is the guy top left in the second picture?

That picture of Lizzie.

Can't see Fulham scoring to be honest. Everton -1 is the bet of the day I reckon. You're right. 12-0 it is. Get those Everton -11 bets on people. We'll contrive to concede somehow, we enjoy defensive lapses. Even if Fulham somehow manage to score, Everton will score a few more than them. Can't see anything but a stroll in the park for your boys.

George Boateng basically confirming to anybody who already didn't know how shit Phil Brown is.

Can't see Fulham scoring to be honest. Everton -1 is the bet of the day I reckon.

For a young lad who hasn't played too many games, he's really composed on the ball. Doesn't seem scared to take a man on and can also pick out a nice pass. He's somebody who is definitely worth taking a chance on as like you say, he has a bright future ahead of him.

The only two I'd consider are two of the young lads, Cooper and Cairney. The rest of them are shit. I'm astounded people have been suggesting that we should sign Bullard and Geovanni, cannot for the life of me understand why.

Connor Wickham. Very impressive today and has been ever since he made his debut; looks a very promising player.

I take it you missed the big protective boot he was wearing then?