Ash

Can we not finish 5th like?

International mackems you could say. All based on contain & break with some long shot merchants who are low on skill/high on workrate in the middle. Glen Whelan and Keith Andrews. Problem Xavi?

Ireland are shit.

Bet the fuckers didn't make a gif of Suarez holding his face when Jonas was running away from him.

Anything goes against Liverpool.

What a fucking joke.

This.

Exactly, a couple of weeks of not spending a fuckload of money to be in a country I don't want to be sounds a better option to me.

That award really hurt Lee like If only no-mark journo's realised that football is played on a pitch, not by what a computer says. Also helps when they don't arse-lick just because of getting a few interviews.

Got a ticket for the Final if England get there (). Would have gone to more but got no real interest in spending that long in either Poland or Ukraine. Brazil in 2014 and France in 2016 on the other hand...

Guthrie ruled out according to Ryder.

Marriappa? Haha we do need a centre half but when everyone is fit it'll be Colo and Saylor starting. He's someone Pardew has looked at previously, won't cost a lot, and won't come in expecting to start every week. We need to sign someone who should be challenging for a starting spot though. I'm hoping for a lot, lot more than the squad you've posted.

Playing as the most advanced of the three, I'd fancy Vuckic to bag a goal more so than I would Gosling.

Bet you didn't think you'd be saying that at the start of the season.

That's an old pic.

We've got no-one else he could feasibly play at CB though! Tavernier. I'd even go for Santon over Simpson. Realistically speaking, there's no way Pardew will play Tavernier at CB (lack of PL experience being the main reason). Desperate times call for desperate measures. He's the closest thing to a CB we have left.

We've got no-one else he could feasibly play at CB though! Tavernier. I'd even go for Santon over Simpson.

If Perch doesn't make it, we have to play someone other than Simpson at CB.

Probably see him as cover for CB too, especially with us having two games in a short space of time.

Hope you're right, didn't think of it like that.

Would prefer Jonas in there but I'd also be fine with Vuckic playing too.

He won't be back until Stoke so don't think it would be because of that.

Wonder which defender has picked up a knock...