Ash

Just been reading through his tweets. Nice to see him passing the buck for his error onto his team mates once again. Maybe if he started taking responsibility for his own mistakes he might actually improve as a player.

Bollocks did he, he went around the player and came in from the side. He's come in from the side, yes, but he's still gone through the man.

knee jerk! Said it for ages. Even last week I had people telling me he's a better defender than Steven Taylor, absolute tosh. For a big guy, he's lousy in the air and weak as piss. We all know he's slow too and his distribution is on a par with Simpson.

He's gone through the man before taking the ball.

Think he's the most over-rated player in our squad personally. Shouldn't be any more than 4th choice CB at best.

Bottleless cunt. Fuck off.

Howay Perchy lad.

It's the team coach.

That's because of your agenda. I've got as much of an agenda as those who see past his negatives, and want him here. There's a difference between that and having an open mind. Everyone accepts he's a dickhead but he's still young and has a boatload of talent so some people think he's worth a punt. Saying you don't believe him is solely based on you not liking him and not wanting him to sign for us.

You may end up with some complete retard who doesn't even notice. They could also just void one of those two but they are bookies so they'll probably be twats about it. No worries.

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately. Aye, in the bookies. How come? You can't bet on a Barca win and Messi to score anytime in a multiple as it's related (basically meaning one outcome affects the other). Unless you placed it as 'Messi to score in a Barca win', you'll be lucky to get away with it and even then, some bookies don't do wincasts. I wanted Ben Arfa to score in a Newcastle win against Blackburn but Ladbrokes didn't have a market on it.

Nah. There's reports saying he would stay if he's offered £30k a week. Just a money grabbing t***. Nice bit of selective quoting once again. The rest is there for everyone to read like Just highlighting what I'm commenting. Was referring to you quoting 'reports' saying how much he wants. He's denied that he's demanded that much but you haven't mentioned that as it doesn't suit your agenda.

Nah. There's reports saying he would stay if he's offered £30k a week. Just a money grabbing t***. Nice bit of selective quoting once again.

I assume you placed that in a bookies? If it comes in, they'll probably void it unfortunately.

Me too I don't think some people get excited enough about him tbh. Getting sick of some arseholes constantly shouting at him to pass it. One fella went mental at him on Saturday when he lost the ball near their box. Five minutes later, he scored; soon changed his tune.

What's that got to do with anything? The incidents are completely different and unrelated. Will never understand why people keep bringing the Rooney thing up.

Took his chance to impress Capello superbly well.

The Mike Bassett comment made me chuckle, that's exactly how Colin's come across to me over the years.

Shame we arent interested at all then. We wont sign a LB this window, would like to know who the 'very, very good player' is Pardew is tracking. He can also play CB apparently.

Where's this link coming from? Sounds ideal.

"We're trying to get a defender: one in our sights could do very, very well for us".

Joey Barton vs Gary Glitter could get interesting...

I doubt milan will pay him more than they needed to, prestige of Milan should have been enough. Modern day football doesn't work like that.

Class. On the second one I'd maybe alter it to 'Mike Ashley stumped up for his flight', seems to fit better.