Ketsbaia

He's both a terrible choice and one better than ours Fuck you, Ashley.

Erling Haland has signed for Dortmund. Brilliant

Morelos is an absolute disgrace, mind. The goals aren't even worth it.

Oh god, not this Rafa to West Ham stuff again.

Manuel Pellegrini gone from West Ham

Given our recent cup record, not sure I trust the spinning plates.

At least we'll all be suffering.

Void this season tbh, VAR has made it all nonsense.

Trent Alexander-Arnold on for 24pts :clap:

An ok start so far with Grealish, Alli and Rashford. Just hoping Vardy doesn't score as so many captained him, whereas I was again let down by Tammy Abraham.

You're right, like. I thought there'd be more than 4-5 pieces a day, considering that huge hiring haul.

Ohhhh mackems, this is grim.

Not only is he a dirty scummy mackem but he seems like a massive twat. Easy to hate him.

Surely his arms are too short to enjoy darts.

52pts. Was expecting a drop, being without Son and Rashford, but things went well. Grealish came in for Mount. May as well go KDB now the threat of Son is over The last-minute captaincy switch from Jimenez to Alli backfired though.

They were saying the other day that Villa might need to sell for FFP. And now McGinn has fractured his ankle - out for 3 months. Not good for them.

Everton will still be roughly the same, probably. The usual 8th-12th for a few years.

Either bringing KDB or Son in for Sterling but it's a tough one, especially with Alli already there. Other transfer either brings in Rashford or takes Mount out (Grealish?)

22pts means we're only around 15 away from survival, so 3 wins and 6 draws. Something like that.

Clean sheets for Pope, Lundstram and Alexander-Arnold, although Vardy turned out to be a poor captain. Alli, Sterling and Jimenez to come before I use these 2 subs to finally remove Raheem and Mount. Finally.

A few journalists have been saying that Ancelotti won't be good for Everton because he's not good at building projects, he just maintains good teams at the same level. And that training sessions are incredibly lacklustre.

Napoli have ballsed that up. And Ancelotti to Arsenal is such a convenient fit right now, jammy bastards.

Not a chance I'm watching this MNF. Nope. He's moved on, I've moved on and happy to keep things that way.

I would've removed Sterling & Jimenez for Son & Rashford by now if it wasn't for Sterling having a very easy game at Arsenal next. He has to score there, surely.

I've only had about 4 decent rises up the rankings this season... all followed by an even bigger drop. Think it's about to happen again :lol: No Son, no Kane, no Salah and no Liverpool clean sheet.