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Don't mind Carr coming back tbh, it's just everything else. Not that any of this is worth caring about anymore.

If Fekir goes there, that is ballistic. What a step down. And at Lyon, he's already at one of Europe's biggest stepping stones. Hands down, the summer's most shocking transfer.

You dont honestly believe that do you That a few parties are interested? Yeah I believe it - even the pessimistic ones like Caulkin admit there's at least one more. Losing Rafa and having a bad start to the season might complicate things though.

I spoke to Chinsiri on WhatsApp and he just replied with a thumb-up emoji.

It's promising that there are still several groups hoping to bid. Perhaps it's another few months away though, which is too late to prevent relegation. But if Ashley chooses now to pay managerial compensation for the first time, it doesn't look good at all.

They'll try the McClaren-Wijnaldum-Thauvin-Mitrovic summer again and it might work because, to be honest, it was mad that those players got relegated. Schteve was a truly special manager.

Shearer is probably mates with the milkman. Should he be manager?

He put 'told' in block capitals? Oh right, must be true. True fan.

We ran out of crisps

Sewpa Steve off to a good start. I like Longstaff, although he was a nobody when he turned 21, made 9 league appearances, injured his knee and has now lost Rafa. There's a strong chance he's now at peak value, we know nothing about him. But I'd like to find out.

Went to the cinema last night and forgot about NUFC for a bit. I really enjoyed those few hours. Would be great to find a 24/7 replacement because the thought of an Ashley-Bruce era hurts too much.

£5m compensation kills the deal for tight Ashley? No chance, you know he'll pick this time to splash out. He'll really push the boat out for Steve Bruce. Hopefully he drowns or has a similarly horrible death...... and soon.

They're still saying it's £1m compensation, so let's hope they're wide of the mark here.

This time Villa have actually signed well.

I'm trying to dig out any positives at all: - We can now start buying players and getting on with pre-season - The bloke cares, it's his dream job - This is great news for the boycotting, I can see numbers quickly rising But ultimately it makes it much easier to walk away as a fan. I really don't have the energy for another cycle of Mike Ashley and an appointment like Steve Bruce makes it a great time to leave and start actually enjoying life. Especially if it ends the takeover (which isn't necessarily the case).

I basically tweeted this to Alex Bruce in the naive hope that it might make any sort of difference Desperate times, man.

Apocalyptic, if it happens. You'd have thought the shithead would've learnt from McClaren. Or from the two relegations. What an embarrassment we are, I hate them so much.

It seems like Ashley's plane is travelling all the time, therefore the trips mean nowt.

Happy they've missed out there, he's a good player

Jonjo Shelving

Rocker's right, mind. A vile, vile programme.

Mourinho must be residing in Monte Carlo these days.....