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Pardew got us 5th, Ranieri won the Premier League and Roberto di Matteo won the Champions League. All Douglas is saying is that Bruce belongs with such an elite

We should've been in for him, man. What a signing.

That was my first thought

Too much stalking of Rafa's blog and Dalian's results going on by our fanbase. Just have the wound heal and let both sides get on with things.

Pep should've said that, no matter how rich they are, the fee progressed from being expensive to ridiculous to a level way beyond ridiculous. We'd all understand.

Ibe will get games while David Brooks is out for a couple of months.

Their squad is just complete meh.

Spanish correspondent for the Chronicle.

We'll probably offload Saivet, Clark, Lazaar and Aarons before getting in more. You'd also hope either Yedlin or Manquillo will go, to accommodate a right-back..... pointless if it's only Krafth though.

Those three, us and Palace. What a grim season this is going to be Fair play to Cagliari for selling their star Barella and replacing him with Nainggolan, Nandez and Rog. Very nicely done.

Despicable fee because he's not even that good. Not even top 20 defenders in the world.

Anyone made the joke about Jetro being a retro target? Retro Willems.

And Betway is the only one anyone's ever heard of.

Sweepstake on what match he'll start wearing a Sports Direct headband, instead of Gucci?

Always up for some Jetro tbh.

Dani Alves to Sao Paulo

Gonzo? Gone-zo, more like.....

If Zaha goes, they're still in deep deep trouble.

Hayden & Ritchie as inverted wing backs, like Guardiola did at Bayern. They come inside rather than overlap, with proper wingers ASM and Atsu (?).

We doing another draft this season?

Got a bad feeling about this one.

It's a mixed bag though, to put it mildly.

Just the 400k for Honeyman.

Is McBurnie from Scotland, by any chance? He may as well be called Haggis McShortbread.