Ketsbaia

They already should have been. Mad how many high wages and high fees they're throwing about, it'll be hilarious if they somehow managed to fuck this up

Oh hang on, FOUR MILLION POUNDS!!!! That is ludicrous, the way they're throwing money around down there.

Ahhh damn. That's annoying.

They got Meyer and now this. Building a class team there.

Sterling confirmed. Who the hell is that?!?!

Along with the myth that we were attacking beasts but poor at the back.

If he's even half of Ben Arfa, we're in for a special time.

Would like that. Definitely think the surprise is Rondon.

I don't see Fulham staying up. Their only wins have been the easy home games (Burnley, Huddersfield, Brighton, Southampton) and the next four visitors to Craven Cottage are Man Utd, Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City. They also concede far too many.

Is Salah seriously gonna blank tonight? Fewming :lol:

The fees mentioned for Gueye are strangely low too. He's class.

He always looks so happy, which makes a change from Ritchie's intense face and Shelvey's blank look.

He's done well against a big side. He can be the next Kevin Mbabu.

Fernandez is our 4th centre back and he's been class too. It's so unlike us.

Heard he's the next Diego Gavilan

Delirium. On the same day we're about to break our transfer record, we won a penalty and we beat the reigning, defending champions Man City. Newcastle United, dragging us back in again

Rio, Wise, Sherwood etc will hold onto this for YEARS AND YEARS. Good ol' Mike, saving the high street icons and breaking transfer records for those deluded Geordies. We'll never hear the end of it, Almiron better be good :lol:

Always planned on captaining Aubameyang this week, as he has Cardiff (h). But based on fear, I've put it on Salah. Sterling in for F Anderson, ahead of the double gameweek Man City are about to have.

Mental that, when we finally break our transfer record, it's on an MLS player. Won't this beat Alphonso Davies as the record MLS sale? £20.5m is a huge, risky fee. This club works on weird logic.

Thank u Mike, no more protests. U used ur own money to plz that Rafa moaner xxxxx

Oh my god, this failed medical will be GLORIOUS