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Damn. Stopping the game for 5 minutes is such a momentum-killer. What a buzzkill.

Can't be true, Bayern only steal the best players from their rivals.

Aye, the interviews with actual footballers and stuff seem a lot better because they just seem to sit back and listen more. Turns into a bit of a wankfest when they have other comedians on though. It's a really good podcast (apart from quiz episodes) but I know what you mean about the presenters. I like Josh but not so much the others. The episodes dedicated to Steve Bruce's novels are fantastic though

Hmmm not sure which way this one will go. Hopefully terribly.

Saved by Salah ©, Robertson and Alonso today. Although I'm thinking it's time to remove Salah - considering his price, he almost never gets bonuses or 10+ points. The one week he did? So did Mane.

We're blessed at centre back, which is a ridiculous statement for this football club I'd go Fernandez and Lejeune, individually, but it depends on how they'd be as a partnership.

Had a good season but this week is the first bad one - nowt for Wilson, Arnautovic, Yedlin and Fabianski. Just an assist for Kenedy. Luckily, very few players have done anything so far.

Maddison's injury was ok, as he's been a huge flop for me. I was tempted to replace him with an exciting short-term punt like Shaqiri, Felipe Anderson or Martial but instead went with Kenedy, who has the fixtures and raises money.

Yeah, bit of a cringe everytime they're caught

The occasional tweak is fine - free kick spray, one person kickoffs etc - but sometimes they're changing things just for the sake of changing.

Can't criticise Kylian Mbappe - he's the next global phenomenon and, to me, is absolutely perfect.

New contract You've got to be fucking kidding

Finally there's a pulse in our fanbase. I don't believe it.

He did say on Friday that the max he could play was around 40 mins He could've said that before last week's game, was what I meant. He didn't play against Burnley as a precaution.

Well a Hazard sub assist will do.

Can't wait for The S*n to spin this Sterling performance. 'VILE STERLING STEALS GOALS FROM TEAM MATE HEROES' - England flop causes misery to thousands of innocent Southampton fans

If Sarri had told us that Hazard wouldn't play for 2 games, I'd definitely have brought Sterling in :(

Are there comments about this six-in-a-row not being their favourite one? FTM

Fulham's defence is hideous - they may survive purely by outscoring teams but they'll make it bloody difficult. Burnley have fallen off the rails too. Southampton look grim and unimaginative, fairly similar to us. Then you have Cardiff and Huddersfield. I'm probably down to an 8 but we've got to get something against Bournemouth.

49 so far, thanks to Arnautovic, Yedlin, Richarlison and Wilson. Hope the likes of Aguero ©, Hazard and Alonso chip in too.

That tackle deserves a statue, it was that vital.

No point in the Premier League if the best six have ditched it. What would winning it even mean? And if you won ten in a row, you couldn't even break into the Super League? It's all pointless.

Whoa whoa, hang on. Are they saying that football is corrupt to its core? Not sure I can handle the shock.

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