Ketsbaia

Today was like finding out Santa wasn't real, man. So disappointed in our captain.

I find it hard to celebrate the 5-1, knowing they beat us 6 times in a row and three of them were 3-0 :(

When we go down, we can sell Lascelles and still have a strong set of centre backs in Fernandez, Schar, Lejeune and Clark. Guess who wins again?

Had Mendy for several weeks through his injury, before finally removing him. So that's 6 consecutive Man City clean sheets I've missed out on :rant:

Justice

Looks fairly safe for them, unfortunately. They're facing defences of Random Bloke, Jack the Plumber, Generic Plodder and Robert Hooooof.

You say hope, but what's the benefit in avoiding relegation ? We won't always come straight back up as champions. At some point, we'll stay down for a few years.

That's an hour and a half ago, so I doubt there's confirmation. Otherwise they'd all be saying it by now.

Mane, Pereyra, Murray, Yedlin and Duffy bringing in the points

56 from Salah ©, Wilson, Maddison, Mitrovic and Yedlin. Shame about Robertson being benched, but still have Hazard, Alonso, Aguero and Richarlison to come.

That is horrific. BT Sport start the day with Hoddle collapsing and end having to be evacuated thanks to a helicopter crash. Not looking good though

As someone who purposely avoided our match because I'm sick of wasting time on these pieces of shit, the score doesn't seem as bad alongside Fulham's. I'm sure the match was horrific and we don't seem able to score ANY GOAL AT ALL, but Fulham are a defensive sieve.

Annoyed about Robertson not playing but it means I can play both Yedlin and Bennett, rather than make the wrong choice. Salah captain, Maddison in for Kenedy (even though I'm not that convinced by Maddison). Expect a Kenedy goal.

They're going to walk this league, like. Only a matter of time before they go top. A 2-league gap soon becomes a no-league gap

Yeah was gutted at that I thought Patricio at home to Watford was a better option.

Either use it when you get loads of injuries, or if there's a big fixture shift where the good runs turn bad, bad ones turn good.

I lost because of Mesut bloody Ozil. The definition of bad luck Also, Mane didn't play, the re-signed De Bruyne only came off the bench and Murray went off with his concussion. Just a bad week.

What's the point, honestly? In any of this?

He's shocking, like. He also seems immune from rotation.... I know we don't have much else but surely ANYONE is better than this dipshit.

That rabona shot sent me livid And yet it's STILL not the dumbest thing he's done so far this season.

I don't think you can ever complain if somebody scores. It just seems to be a regular event when City maul someone 4 or 5-0 and Aguero only scores one, no bonuses. So it still feels disappointing.

So..... how long does he have left?

This was shit too. Wilson, Mitrovic and Kenedy had easy games and did nowt, Aguero under-delivers again.

Well I think today almost confirms it. We'll be cut adrift soon. We're a horrific Premier League abomination.