Ketsbaia

Pulled one back, here comes the inevitable draw.

Should've captained Hazard Bloody annoying to have had Josh King since the start, contemplated Ryan Fraser but ultimately settling on Callum Wilson.

Playing well here, mind. Just need to bring on Shelvey to take advantage of it.

They concede first AGAIN. It's getting silly.

This Arsenal can definitely be beaten, mind. We did it last season and I'd expect at least a draw today, despite the line-up.

Another poor line-up. Can't wait.

No Mendy or Kenedy, naturally

We better not do this 5-at-the-back bollocks again, like. It's only bloody Arsenal.

I wildcarded and it all hinged on whether to go for an expensive 13m mid who isn't even on penalties. Plus, I struggled to whittle down Aguero, Lukaku, Vardy, Mitrovic and Wilson. Went with: Rui Patricio, Hamer Alonso, Mendy, Yedlin, Wan-Bissaka, Bennett Salah, Mane, Hazard, Kenedy, Hojbjerg Aguero, Mitrovic, Wilson (Actually, it's Pedro for Salah this week because he has Cardiff (h). Enough to bring Salah in for Southampton (h) though)

Barton, man Imagine how high they'd be if they actually score first.

Class

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I was going to propose a Jesus-Vardy swap but I get the impression that Leffe will say no

Should be beating these, like. A draw at the very least.

Mane, Robertson, Walker and Mitrovic Shame that Maddison and Patricio are stuck on the bench with their successes though.

Think it's time for an early wildcard to get in Hazard, Mitro, Alonso and Kane. Hate using it this early again but there's no point hanging around if it's probably the same players. Boly's 8pts benched

Choosing Van Dijk over Robertson at the start has become a huge regret.

Class signing. Can't believe Ganso has ended up at Amiens too!

Crystal Palace

Liking the round-ups

Mourinho proving Bela Guttmann right, once again.

Sick of all the big hauls I'm missing out on. Too many players keep hitting. I always wildcard now and will do anything to prevent that this year, but it's bloody tempting.

Was slightly disappointed with the tactics to be honest. Thought it was a winnable game and we have a good home record v Chelsea. They're certainly no Man City, when I thought those tactics were a bit more acceptable. He gets a pass this time though because we had no Kenedy, Lascelles or Shelvey. Such a shame that he's been hamstrung to the point where he feels this is the only way to get points. But I think we could've had Chelsea.

They say fixture lists don't matter because we play everyone twice, but we'll find ourselves at the bottom looking up. Mentally, that must be hard to get out of.

Was having another great week until missing out on Alonso, Mitrovic and Hazard. Still only 144k in the world with no Man U or Spurs players. Dammit, I wanted Mitro all along as well.