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Oh my god, he's not played for Jamaica? He'd be a no-brainer in the England squad.

They could pick up form and get 6 wins, maybe. I think it'll be close either way but assume they'll stay up.

Wow, lots of love for Wilshere.

This is all hilarious. I hope they use this to 'fight back' and beat Huddersfield. Pardew and Grand Theft Albion is brilliant.

Quite a few 'too good to go down' players - Shaqiri, Butland, Bertrand, Zaha, Evans, Lemina etc - so someone has to go. Hell, we had Wijnaldum.

They love to concede a goal, like. If Lascelles can remain imperious in defence, I reckon we can get at least a point here.

Some players just aren't open to front-foot tactics. You think Jonny Evans is happy with attacking blitzes leaving him isolated?

So, in short, you are none the wiser? Basically

Just done another predictor and had us surviving on goal difference, 37pts. Nasty Palace 41, Huddersfield 40, Southampton 39, Swansea 39, NUFC 37, Brighton 37, Stoke, 37, West Brom 29. But that has Huddersfield to beat West Brom, plus some shocks like Brighton drawing with Spurs and everyone beating Everton except us.

Essentially 9pts clear of West Brom, so wouldn't mind them beating Huddersfield.

Pardegation

We probably only need another 8 points, with this goal difference. Beat Bournemouth and we're almost there.

Wouldn't mind West Brom getting something from the Huddersfield game tbh, maybe even a win. Could help us out.

They should go for that bloke at Leicester.

Give Rafa two weeks to form a gameplan and I'm confident we can get something at Bournemouth.

No idea who the fuck that Jonjo Shlevey was today but more of him please. Remarkable.

Huddersfield have good games but, then again, if they win those than that's defeats for Swansea, Brighton etc. It's ridiculously tight. 9 more points takes us to 37 with a superior goal difference and I think that's enough.

Jose still has a crush on us, thanks to Bobby. Hero.

Out-fucking-standing debut.

My predictor had Huddersfield winning this and still going down on 35...... but this doesn't feel good at all.

Oh fuck. We're fucked.

Ooooft captain Aguero. And Ogbonna finally clean sheets!!!! Although I replaced the injured Arnautovic a few weeks ago - first with AWOL Mahrez, now with Walcott's 1pt. Basically, with his goal today, I think keeping Arnautovic for the past few weeks would've been best :lol:

Brighton's game are worse than Palace's. Maybe not over the next 3 but from then on, Brighton's are horrific.

Stoke and Brighton drawing is great. Huge. But it's ruined by Swansea, who I really cant see dropping. 3 from us, Brighton, Stoke, Huddersfield & West Brom. Outside chance of Southampton. 7

Need Stoke v Brighton to be a draw. Brighton's fixtures turn horrific soon but if they go into them on 30pts they'll still survive. West Ham v Watford..... meh. They'll both stay up comfortably.