Ketsbaia

Not sure why we're spending all this time on a goalkeeper - not that bothered about that to be honest. This guy better score goals like Chilavert. Slimani will blatantly go to West Ham after they sell Ayew to Swansea and we baulk at the loan fee.

Ok, are we all ready for today? It's gonna hurt.

£55m shouldn't do it. Nowhere near.

Merino out, Llorente and Jorgensen in. Or just Merino out.

Tomorrow is such a big day

Safe to say he's not signing this new contract

Swansea beat Liverpool & Arsenal Huddersfield beat Man Utd Crystal Palace beat Chelsea Bournemouth beat Arsenal Stoke beat Arsenal West Ham beat Chelsea We comfortably lose every time, we just don't have the ability to beat these teams. And everytime we need a favour, we never get it. I'm just starting to think it's inevitable, especially without any new players. We have nothing at all. It's unforgivable.

Sandro wouldn't set the pulse racing, to be fair. If there even is a pulse anymore.

This win is so essential and no blatantly not happening.

It'll just be so that when the deal doesn't go through, we'll feel grateful that at least we didn't sell anyone. A distraction from buying nobody. Please

Always hated Arsenal, always will.

Refuse to believe it. The damage it'd do.

If Swansea and West Brom are back in contention, we're fucked. Was kind of relying on a few teams fighting for one spot. Swansea have a lush set of games too, this is hideous

Arsenal every fucking time. What a joke.

Mahrez in for Arnautovic

Ah man, just bought him for my Fantasy team last night.

Stayed up, Rafa goes. Controversial but I just couldn't take another relegation. Although staying up makes it more likely he'd stay. Are you then assuming we would get a takeover? Can't see the point if not. I'd assume that PCP would be back, although Ashley will probably raise the price. But there's slim hope.

Stayed up, Rafa goes. Controversial but I just couldn't take another relegation. Although staying up makes it more likely he'd stay.

Pardew has denied Schurrle rumours and says no more incomings.

I'd be shocked, to be honest.

Never mind Promesing player

Athletic to replace Laporte with Inigo Martinez from Sociedad. Wow.

Broken clock, twice a day etc.

The Sky Sports and Mike Ashley love story belongs in the cinema, really. Can't wait for them to read their love letters after deadline day.