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With Gabriel Jesus starting well at Man City, I wonder if Iheanacho will be available. Maybe not that realistic but he's class.

Efan Ekoku Ousmane Dembele

Moyes seems to more resemble Marty Feldman as their season fizzles out. Would like to see one or more of his eyes actually pop out when the inevitable happens. If we must do the plane banner sh*te can we just leave it blank? Or "This banner deliberately left blank". Then they could use their imaginations.... A rare and welcome gift in such an unrelentingly grey shithole. Or we could reply to 'Auf Wiedersehen Prem' with 'Guten Tag, ya bellends'. Although the right answer is clearly to not fly anything as it's incredibly cringeworthy.

2nd place gets a trophy too, don't they?

Just a shame that Boro have no attacking output, Gabbiadini is hurt at Southampton and Man Utd are basically just Zlatan. Arsenal are barely any better regarding Sanchez. I suppose Walcott, Mkhitaryan and Negredo could be worth a risk.

Was chatting with Lorraine Kelly this morning, so glad he's committed to their survival efforts

Nice few minutes where Alli, Son and Yoshida all scored. So, added to Vardy and Coutinho's goals, it's been another good week of 61 points. Been an awful season but went from a 1.1 million ranking to 227k in 8 gameweeks.

No idea what any of that was referring to.

Zlatan's late penalty stopped a Holgate clean sheet, dammit. At least Vardy scored.

Moyes will be the first to admit there was some slapstick defending tonight.

I heard Moyes doesn't even call them Easter Eggs, you know. The slapping prick.

Slimani for Leicester

Oh aye, especially after the past few days. They've been solid defensively of late.

This story has suddenly gotten very big. Everyone's leading with it, tweeting about it etc. Moyes is lucky that Short - for some reason - really wants to stick with him.

This country :lol:

Didnt know Vikki Sparks has been moved to football stuff. Moyes has lost the plot though - they'd be glad Swansea didnt win yesterday but not sure they'll be able to do their bit anyway.

Let's say Huddersfield win 5 and draw 2 of those final 8 - a good run. That's 88 points. With that goal difference, we only need 7 more

If Carlsberg did a set of scores.... we're set for promotion and the mackems look done.

Yep, this is a fatal set of results. Palace have a horrible set of games and thought they might be the team to catch, but that shock win puts them 11 points clear of the mackems.

Mackems 1-0 down to Watford. If Palace somehow hold on.....

Just wildcarded: Pickford Valencia, B Davies, Yoshida Sanchez, Mane, Alli, Son, Sigurdsson Vardy ©, Defoe BENCH: Lukaku, Jakupovic, Holgate, Chambers

Has to be 2 wins from 2, would be a disgrace otherwise. 2 comfortable wins. Luckily Rafa's had a fortnight to get ready for this next run, so I'm sure we're ready.

Don't think that statue will ever stop being funny, it's timeless :lol:

Nah, not West Ham

Bent was good, think they had Danny Rose on loan too.