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Starting to worry a bit now tbh. I know we're still up there, but it's not quite happening for us.

Rooney's doing a great job from the bench, he's the brains behind this #pundits

Alonso stole his move Just like when Neymar stole my Barcelona move

They've just bought that Boufal for a lot of money. Not sure how they both fit alongside Tadic, Redmond etc.

Still cant believe he won those individual awards. All the Man Utd votes were split but still..... really?!?!

Would normally take a draw but Saturday's defeat changes that. Tough game though - their team is strong on paper.

It is a bit ridiculous that he was hired to write about Sunderland, like. No two ways about it

Already had to do next week's subs before price rises/drops. Aguero, Firmino & Snodgrass in for Benteke, Hazard & Ozil.

Henry was outstanding and, at one point, was approaching Ronaldo level. But Ronaldo and Messi are just far ahead of everyone, in my opinion.

Promotion for me. Winning a cup whilst stuck in the Championship won't feel good and a trophy hasn't exactly done Birmingham, Wigan or Portsmouth any wonders. Very unromantic, I know, but this season it has to be promotion. Cup over PL mediocrity though.

Benched Capoue yet again. Had him all along, not got a single goal Sanchez and Lanzini scored but nothing from the strikers (Zlatan, Benteke, Defoe). Might delete my team soon.

3 defeats already.... this Jekyll & Hyde stuff is concerning. The 4th one needs to wait a long, long time.

Deadline has already passed for this weekend, so it'll have to be for next week.

No way will Tielemans come here. Suppose we have a decent relationship with Anderlecht though, maybe Mbemba/Mitrogol could say words.

Either Zlatan v Watford or Sanchez v Hull. Knowing my luck, avoid both.

Over the past 6 seasons, teams in the top two have lost an average of 8.53 games per season. Runners-up lose 9.66 games and average 87 points. So if we can roughly win 25, draw 13, lose 8, I'd expect us to go up.

Our 2nd choice centre backs BOTH scored tonight. That's the league we're in. 9

James Corden ‏@JKCorden 1m1 minute ago Incredible performance by #NUFC tonight. Fantastic goals

At least he's not short on left-backs

This is awful My pre-wildcard team would've destroyed post-wildcard. Fucking Firmino! Sanchez was captain, Capoue on my bench again, no clean sheets. At least Ibra/Benteke scored, dragging me up to 20pts.

I've wildcarded and gone with Zlatan, Defoe and Benteke up front. Not yet sure who Aguero will replace. Strong midfield, Baines and Shaw in defence.

Twtter says M'Vila is in early contract negotiations with Rubin. After all that hassle, he might be staying there

Filipe Luis is a Polezilian

Ricardo Rodriguez too. Where's the clue?

Takes NUFC to court to defend justice, now he signs for Defensa y Justicia. Makes sense.