Ketsbaia

Benitez, man. He makes me feel feelings :smitten:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-37924448

Glad it's backfired on him and wouldn't go near him if we get promoted. Hopefully he goes the other way with twatcunt himself.

As a general measurement, if our points total is twice the number of games we'll go up (eg/ 92pts from 46). 40pts from 17 games

We're relentless right now, I'm at 9.9. Ignoring the 'threats' of Reading, Huddersfield and Birmingham, we're essentially 14pts ahead of Norwich - unthinkable going into the 4-3. We may not win the league because Brighton look superb too, but just going up is what matters.

Starting their survivial push earlier than normal this year. Damn.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/nov/17/sunderland-lynden-gooch-david-moyes Sunderland’s Lynden Gooch: ‘People say bad things to me about the north-east but I don’t know why’ “A lot of people say bad things about it to me but I don’t understand why; the north-east’s very underrated. For a start it’s so beautiful – you’ve got great countryside and great beaches. And great shops in Newcastle. I’d love to stay a Sunderland player for a very long time. I’ve been here since I was 10 and this club has given me an awful lot. I’ve made friendships I’ll have forever.” Now he wants to give something back. “We know it’s hard for the people of Sunderland to be bottom of the Premier League – and especially when Newcastle are doing so well in the Championship,” he says. Mag bastard :lol:

Big blow for them, especially not being able to replace him for 2 months.

Conte has just said "All my players are available this weekend" at the Chelsea press conference Sanchez and Coutinho are the big worries now.

The deep sarcasm makes reading Mediawatch a daily pleasure, like. Absolutely spot on.

That Farage drawing got me howling. And the Sherwood salute returns

Charlie Taylor is good. He's a left back, so likely to join Palace.

Not only do I rate Sturridge, but I quite like the celebration

:lol: http://www.football365.com/news/mediawatch-why-england-are-in-big-trouble

Didn't full German international, debut hat-trick hero Serge Gnabry start 2 games at WBA last season? At the end of the day, he's no Craig Gardner.

http://m.memegen.com/twu43y.jpg

Pardew-esque

Pickford is promising but, as always, they've taken things to the extreme.

Well he'll soon be sampling Jailhouse Rock.

He interferes with dogs… in the worst possible way

To be honest when they beat Hull they're very much back in it. I can't confidently say they'll go down anymore. Defoe

This enabled the shock return of Snodgrass to come off the bench with 14pts. First good week in ages - 72 thanks to Costa, Coutinho, Firmino, Aguero and Snodgrass - has shot me from 2.4m to 1.4m in the rankings. Just need a way to force Hazard in....

Brought Callum Wilson in for Boro and Sunderland. He blanked the first and isn't playing today

Held prisoner by an elephant. Still sounds better than stepping foot in Sunderland or watching any of their games.

£90m for Sissoko, Carroll and Wijnaldum. Magic.