Ketsbaia

I hate the "look at his past clubs, he's always been a problem" argument because it's hard to think of a good response.

The club's fingerprints are all over it. I hate them so much, it's not even funny Is it too late to get the banners into the open day?

http://i.imgur.com/bTuo7H5.png Was all set on a midfield, then I downgraded Eriksen to Ireland for the sake of Sturridge for Dzeko

It's because there's too many good midfielders to pick from, Yaya Toure is too expensive and Aguero is always injured. I currently have Dzeko but am nervous about Jovetic now. Right now, I'm desperate to wedge in Sterling or Sturridge but who makes way out of Mata, Hazard, Ramsey, Eriksen, Rooney or Dzeko?

Oh wow, the Turkish 2nd Division? I didn't see this at all for Shola. Surely it's better to wait for a Championship/League One offer.

I wanna be there. But this is a great opportunity to spread our message, if the banner is there.

If he does well at Bastia, mind, they'll rename their stadium The Mak Arena.

'good business rapport when selling Debuchy' "£12m? Oh that's superb. Thanks for taking one of our best players, Arsenal. It was an honour. Can we be Facebook friends?" "Erm....no. Fuck off, Charnley".

http://i.imgur.com/mhCIqoJ.png Tempted to put Chambers in for Debuchy because, last week, Steven Davis was Kevin Mirallas and I miss those days Geoff Cameron isn't guaranteed but Mark Wilson could be another option. Stoke might fall flat tbh.

Tempted to watch the reserves in Blyth tonight if Hatem's playing. Then again, I'll just leave the ground angry and upset.

Stoke & Swansea, QPR & Southampton and Palace & West Ham rotate fixtures well. But the cheaper options like Mariappa, Collins and Cameron arent guaranteed starters. Alex Bruce is only 4m, seems to keep playing and has nice early fixtures.

I'm staying well clear of Yaya. Going with Dzeko instead.

I'm surprised he was given a number tbh.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool, Everton Relegation: Sunderland, West Brom, Leicester Overachievers: Burnley (by staying up), Swansea (coming 8th), Stoke (9th) Underperformers: Southampton Top Goal Scorer: Wayne Rooney Break Out Year: Eric Dier, Erik Lamela, Charlie Austin, James Ward-Prowse, John Stones Season to Forget: Graziano Pelle, Adam Lallana, Rio Ferdinand, Bafetimbi Gomis, Enner Valencia PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Raheem Sterling or Romelu Lukaku Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Irvine Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Remy Cabella (11) How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out in FA Cup 3rd Round, we'll beat Chesterfield in the League Cup before going out How will we do in the derby games?: Home draw, away defeat Domestic Championship Promotion: Norwich, Fulham, Derby Championship Relegation: Blackpool, Rotherham, Brentford FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man United Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Some Champions League dropout World Player of the Year: Philipp Lahm Other Who will start the most games at left back for us? Santon just pips Haidara Will Bojan be a success at Stoke? No How many times will we see 'arry hanging out of his window on transfer deadline day? 4 How many goals will Fernando Torres score this season? 4

He'll probably end up being downgraded to Albrighton. Either that or Sanchez goes down to Ozil.

I'd love to have Mata and Rooney but don't want to sacrifice Sanchez, Hazard, Sigurdsson, Dzeko, Eriksen or Mirallas. It's bad enough not having Sturridge in there! There's too many options. Also, Man Utd need to hurry up and buy their centre back and Chelsea need to sell Cech.

At the end of the day, there's still no-one there who can score goals.

Gary Hooper

I can see why Forest fans are annoyed, but their squad for this season hasn't changed, plus they have money upfront to improve it. If they get promoted, it's turned out really well. Not that Pearce will be there for long...

The Best one.

Average player, plagued with injuries. Good idea.

Very un-Newcastley. Young English talent, loaned out for a year? Lascelles is highly rated, but I know nothing about Darlow. Just wish we'd keep Lasceles and sell Taylor. Exciting signings though.

I've still not seen him but in my head he's Keith Gillespie-ing all those Sergis.