Ketsbaia

A new low for PL referees, if that was even possible. The FA campaign for 'Respect' but they'll get it when they earn it.

Disliked his substitutions but he gets a thumb up for his conduct today

The ONE time he kept it in the stadium, man He accidentally scored and the ref does that. Remarkable to keep his cool and a fine job as captain today.

A shocking sub, mind. As always with Cisse, it effectively reduced us to 10 men.

We deserved to win and they still got their standard 2-0 A complete and utter screwjob today, no two ways about it. The ref will get demoted for a few weeks and people will have sympathy for us but what do we get? Nothing. So pissed off with it. And it was the one time Tiote actually kept the ball in the stadium these past three years! We played well but I disagreed with the subs. Cisse for Anita was poor on both ends, whilst Ben Arfa should've got much more than 10 minutes. So overall, it's all about that one decision. We were absolutely screwed.

At least there's no Shola. I'd have started Haidara over Taylor, personally. One hour til surrender

I'd take £9m from a normal club but you have to double the price for those mad Qatari clubs.

An insult to goats tbh.

13 hours until the surrender

Lets capture ALL THE LOANS!!!!

The best news possible imo but will only believe it when I see it.

Nice guy, hard not to love him. Glad we've seem the back of him on the pitch though, dont want him costing us any more derbies. Seems like the right time to go. Good luck to him

Hate the derbies with a passion, would gladly never have one again.

25 from Eriksen, Hazard, Bardsley, Clyne, Rodriguez. Fairly pleased with that.

They'll be out of the bottom three by the derby imo.

4-1 Mackems. Gloomy day.

Nutmegged yee. The open goal miss affected me more

Oh fuck, 3-1 mackems

"Ket5ba1a" was on purpose.

GOAL FULHAM

Oh fuck off, Sunderland. Survival, man

Bollocks

Roger Johnson is doing his best to destroy West Ham, to be fair. Clattering Demel is his latest trick.

First game I have Ben Turner and its the first game he's not playing. Fuck you, Solskjaer!!!!