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Ripping the piss out of Altidore on the recent World Football Phone-In

It's canny bad that Lawro is actually in the lead here Man Utd 2-1 Cardiff Norwich 0-2 Newcastle Southampton 1-1 Arsenal Swansea 0-1 Fulham Crystal Palace 1-0 Hull Liverpool 2-2 Everton Aston Villa 1-1 West Brom Chelsea 2-0 West Ham Sunderland 1-0 Stoke Tottenham 1-3 Man City

And if we did sign Kurt Zouma, I suggest they bring back the Kurt Angle half time song.

Zouma? Fucking hell, let's gan for Mata too.

The sensible thing would be to wait until the summer - we get longer with Cabaye, gives us time to sort Cabella, Yo doesn't risk anything so close to the World Cup and maybe it'll push his fee even higher. But I think Ashley will learn lessons from Tiote. When he was amazing, teams were meant to be interested for £20m. Then he turned terrible (even though he's almost back to that initial level). He won't want to risk Cabaye suddenly turning shite for no reason. Get PSG's money when he's at his peak!

Even then, PSG would offer him a decent chance of winning it. Or at least reach the latter stages.

Apparently he has half a finger....or something like that!

Doubt he's leaving yet, despite Pardew. Getting nervous that there still isn't a new contract though.

I'm absolutely crushed because I didnt see this happening yet. Summer, absolutely, but not now. It's hard to stay positive because he IS the team at the minute and he's in the form of his life. But: 1) That's a superb fee. 2) At least it isnt another English team. 3) An immediate, quality replacement is lined up. Gutted

Never heard of him.

Give me a solid 0-0 over those any day.

How did he manage to come from behind to pull 100 pts clear? It was mad, he's gained about 150 points on me in 8 weeks. He had Suarez on his return while I kept Sturridge. Couple of weeks did a lot of damage. He's also had Hazard/Yaya all along and I didnt want to copy. We've both wildcarded and have similar teams now but Yaya/Cabaye outscored Silva/Ozil yesterday by 20.

He's been far better than the last two seasons. On fantastic form and genuinely one of the league's best players this season.

I reckon its Fulham, Palace, Norwich to go. So none of the current bottom three!

Couple of weeks from deleting my team, I reckon. Been a long time coming. I'm just plagued with awful luck and its not worth the hassle. 100 points behind my brother too.

Easy peasy. Cabaye is mint. We are mint!

Fuck this man, they're so lucky.

I wildcarded last week and my defenders are never playing. 2 weeks without Nastasic, no Clyne today and Solskjaer inexplicably dropped Ben Turner last week. FML.

One fucking chance. Where did that come from? Bastards.

You just know the jammy mackems will get something out of this. They'll eventually get their spell.

Not for that fee, surely.

Southampton are absolutely tearing the mackems apart, it's a joy to watch. Need another goal soon, though.

Audible crowd noise

Rodriguez Just hope Captain Suarez, Negredo, Ozil and Silva do the business as well.