Ketsbaia

Just heard about this - what an absolute moron. Left us in the shitter for Saturday, not that he cares.

Saturday is going to be fucking desperate

Not even going to bother watching this but that subs bench, man. Taylor over MYM

Aguero and Ki come in for Negredo and Eriksen. Next up is bringing in Mata - but for Silva or Ozil? Tough call.

Pathetic fee.

Well this signing is sure to keep the pulse rate exactly the same. Joking aside, I guess its ok to bring him in, though I'm not a big fan. Cabella/Grenier is the priority.

Surely not £19m? Pathetic fee if true. Not as bad as the pennies we got from City for Given but we've been mugged.

Never been so apathetic towards a derby. Selling our star player just beforehand ffs.

Wish it was another sport or another hobby growing up. We just dont get enough highs to justify the lows. Why are we doing this?

But I don't think he tells Pardew to stop trying to sell him, either. Ultimately Pardew has absolutely no input into sales. Doesn't matter if it leaves us in the shit, he can't be replaced in time, the fans love him etc - hit the price and he's gone. So I get that he's covering his arse but there's a way to do it without being so submissive.

It's just a total contradiction - when Martinez and Pochettino make those comments about Barkley/Shaw etc, it raises the asking price. Mike Ashley is ALL ABOUT raising the asking price, yet instructs Pardew to publicly flog him. Frustrating insanity.

Whoa.....she knows her stuff?!?!?!

He's meant to be alright but, again, in a relegation fight, why are their January signings Argentinians with no PL experience? If they wanted a striker, should've went for someone like Shane Long.

Under this regime it's not a given that they'll agree a fee, even though they're here to thrash it out. But I think he probably will go. Selling our best player on derby week ffs, what a pisstake. I hand-on-heart want to sell my ticket because there's no motivation to going anymore - even if we won, we're going nowhere as a club. So what's the point? Tbh if we brought in Cabella this week I'd be feeling better but that just won't happen. Add a January premium and demand no less than £28m

If he values him at £15-18m, why make such a noise about £14m?

Pisses me off that we're not in there. It just doesn't make sense to me.

Wasn't it said the other day that Cabaye didn't want to return to France, especially when they'll sign Pogba and reduce Cabaye to a squad role? Not that I believe it either. Footballers showing foresight and sensible thinking is an absurd idea.

£14m? Piss off We should be talking AT LEAST £22m.

I know he's off-form but I still think £6m is a bit low tbh.

Andy Gray

Whats your favourite flavour of panda pop? You cant say "blue".....thats a colour.

I dont think we're ready for TWO canny mackems. It's like the 'No Homers Club'.

Another one who flopped after leaving. Not that he cares - he's rich.

As long as they stay away from Stefan Strandberg

Falcao is a huge miss. Colombia was one of the teams I was excited to see but this is a game-changer.