Ketsbaia

Maybe he's turned a corner. It'd take about 10 minutes to do it, mind....

Surely the clean sheet goes. I'd benefit if it doesnt, but it'd be a ridiculous rule

Seriously???

Really looking forward to Arsenal vs Liverpool.

FT. Superb

Time to hang our coats in the Poyet Foyer. I don't get the Gus Fuss. Other teams are gonna suss Gus.

Hughton vs Jol looked competitive at half time but Chrisy has pulled away in the second half. Definitely him.

Love the fact we are more interesting In the FF . My captain too It keeps me alive on Saturdays

AGUERRRROOOOOOO!!!! 1 goal, 3 assists woop woop

Clickety Click scores for Fulham.

Is that the one I'm thinking of?

Stelling "Only 3 players have had more PL sendings off than Cattermole. Anyone like a guess? One is at QPR" Merson "Oh, it'll be Clint Hill"

Captain Aguero - no goals but 3 assists (if the first one stays). A goal and bonuses would be superb.

On the one hand, these are embarassing. On the other, they beat us. Dunno how to feel.

They beat us. Fucking hell.

Cattermole. Too predictable, man

Merson struggling to say Mannone - howay man, thats easy.

This is too much, like

Too much happening today. 30 mins through - we beat Chelsea, Manchesters running riot, Sunderland losing, Begovic scores!

I took out Rooney for Aguero in FPL. Both going mad

Everything we said pre-match was right, so typically we get the win He's still a twat, Shola was still the wrong call but cheers for the win. He's here for a while longer though

Well done to Anita Pleased for him, cracking player.

We were class, like. This win doesn't make any sense at all. Comfortable win over Chelsea? Clean Sheet? With that team? What a club. Means Pardew isn't going anywhere for a while, though. Today's main lesson: Stop facebooking/tweeting stuff pre-match, no matter how much sense it makes.

Doing alright here. Maybe just a narrow defeat, then.

Feel sorry for him, he's a cracking player. One of many players who would be saved by Pardew leaving. Ho hum.