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I've not been to a match in a while - do people still sing "Alan Pardew's black and white army"? Not anymore, not after last Sunday. I genuine believe the 'Pardew give us a wave' knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers have turned on him too. Surely they must?

I miss not seeing Pardew in the dugout. I miss seeing a winning team. I miss Kurt Angle's theme.

Unbelievable stuff, man.

Disgraceful, disgusting decision to start Shola over Ben Arfa. He still cant use his best player effectively after 2 years - honestly, Pardew is a fucking clown. Just go to Palace, you bellend.

Hope he runs off a cliff onto a rusty spike, the fucking prick. Absolutely despise the man.

GW10: Newcastle 0-2 Chelsea Fulham 1-2 Man Utd Hull City 1-1 Sunderland Man City 3-1 Norwich Stoke City 0-1 Southampton West Brom 1-0 Crystal Palace West Ham 1-1 Aston Villa Arsenal 2-2 Liverpool Everton 1-2 Tottenham Cardiff City 2-1 Swansea

Dont know if I should bring in Silva or Aguero this week. Silva would mean taking out Lampard or Ben Arfa and I dont really like that. Aguero means taking out a Rooney about to face Fulham. Tough call!

In TV, these would be the final, desperate moves of a falling empire. Ashley's going a bit mad and things are finally getting under his skin. Just need to pray with every breath that he's on his final weeks.

Matt Gilks vs us.

It'd normally be grossly insulting if a manager left us for Palace but, in the case of this shithead, it'd be fantastic news. I'd cartwheel him there myself tbh.

Amazing improvement, considering what he'd become. He needs to keep this going.

Ireland has a MASSIVE river running through it there. Can't even get the map right. Prick.

Love that cover I'm actually getting excited about where this all could lead to. Some momentum would be wonderful, with increasingly popular protests. Whatever it takes to get this cunt out of this club forever and finally bring back the happiness.

Wonder if its 10 groups of 4, or 8 of 5.

Errrgh, football. Great.

With a 24-team Euro, I guess it'd make sense. Not that it's a good thing.

The clubs have too much power over the locals, they'll come crawling back and things will be even more manipulated. The nationals, however, must use this opportunity to put pressure on the regime. There needs to be consequences from today's result.

Thought he was ok today, like. False 9 is still the wrong position, it needs to be right wing.

Well done Mr Farrington It'll be an interesting lecture with him tomorrow.....

Well at least the Clyne/Chico for Ferdinand/Amorebieta double was a roaring success. And Ben Arfa got an assist. But honestly.....who cares tonight?

Missed out on Lukaku, Suarez and a couple of clean sheets. But I'm on 41 with 5 to play (Michu, Chico, Ben Arfa, Lampard, Terry).

I knew it! ;D Superb stuff!

This Arsenal game is a disaster. Captain Giroud has done nothing and they've kept a clean sheet when everyone has a defender. At least Ferdinand isnt playing, so the Chico sub was the right call.

We normally try Sam Jacks, which has its good and bad parts. Although I suppose the bad ones (sweatbox, too many charvs, bar queues) will be the same everywhere. As long as there's a great atmosphere!