Ketsbaia

He's a good lad, like. Leads by example.

Cant wait to beat these classy, inbred, cheesy chip eating, panda pop drinking, key finding, plastic bag flying, spam hampers on Sunday. Pricks.

http://i.imgur.com/YU9gCkC.png Got £2.3m left over to eventually upgrade Lampard/Ramsey. Unsure what to do with Rio this week.

Well you've got to think one of them will be risked and that's a massive boost.

Rumours of our defensive demise have been greatly exaggerated.

Wee Phillie What a tit. He's a dangerous cross between Right Said Fred and Mr Motivator. And an absolute bellend.

I wonder what Ferdinand's status is for the weekend. Man Utd have Stoke but he's not guaranteed to play - tempted to bring in Chico. But at a cost of 4 points?

I'm willing to kick him in the face but no way am I claiming a 6-0

Mackem at Uni is almost in tears about the match I keep telling him they'll beat us, just so I have the safety net of "I told you so".

Is it more than rumour right now? We're donald ducked if a centre back drops out.

It's a fun sociable day, with a match somewhere amongst it.

There's a Norwich fan on my course who hates Hughton, like. Almost at my level of Pardew-hate. It'll be Chrissy H or Jol to go next, surely.

Crystal Palace 0-3 Arsenal Aston Villa 2-2 Everton Liverpool 1-0 West Brom Man Utd 2-0 Stoke City Norwich 1-1 Cardiff City Southampton 2-0 Fulham Sunderland 1-2 Newcastle Chelsea 1-1 Man City Swansea 1-1 West Ham Tottenham 1-0 Hull City

Relegated with him, relegated without him. At least he'd give you a chance of promotion again. Silly move, really.

Yeah they're better when in the contest, like.

Well that's just marvellous, isnt it? Entirely predictable and entirely stupid to let this happen. Good thing we got that win at Cardiff.

It's strange because Luke Edwards was at Uni for a talk yesterday and he was talking about the story that got him banned by the club (fractured dressing room etc). He said that Colo was the only thing holding the dressing room together because he sets high professional standards and the players respect the hell out of him. Yet this is the same Colo that runs off home when we're in relegation trouble, about to face Sunderland etc. He's become a lousy captain, full of double standards.

He's probably there to sell Space Raiders.

Brutal but brilliant (if legit)

That extra Champions League medal might swing it their way tbh.

Goodbye Palace, goodbye Sunderland.

Fulham. Ah shame. Well this could be an unexpected thriller....

What the hell happened? Palace?

Mackems are miles below sea level. Superb