Ketsbaia

In the lack of mackemdom, that behaviour is perfectly reasonable. Still, this is a stark warning about the dangers of binging on blue panda pop.

Not as good as Demba Ka

I'm just happy for the weekend off from NUFC. Bliss.

Oh God.....the derby

Always been a massive Richards fan but I doubt theres any way we could get him. Or would.

Oh dear

Oh lord above, Barca are class.

Class

Doesn't somebody's sig have the Pardew quote saying the media making up these expectations? A complete contradiction from the dickwad

Ashley would probably lower the price if Red Bull promised to change our name, kit etc.

Cant believe he let that Ashley line slip. Hope it comes back to haunt him.

January is the new July.

Insanity.

Tim Vickery absolutely raves about this kid.

My mate's dad was Gazza's teacher and his mam went out with Bryan Robson. Thats about it.

I'm no England fan but tbf they've beaten Brazil & Spain in the last 2 years, Belgium last year and would probably beat Colombia.

I still can't get over the Belgium/Colombia being seeded situation. Not in a World Cup since 2002 and 1998 respectively. England are a regular knockout phase team and Holland - runners up in 2010 - qualify for every tournament with insane ease. It's madder than Norway's seeding this time round.

If you're Alun Armstrong, wouldn't you?

So many people are calling them the surprise package, they're becoming one of the favourites On paper though, there aren't many better.

Who do people prefer - Lukaku or Benteke? I'd go for Romelu.

Are Belgium and Colombia really going to be seeded? Over England and Holland?

Would be class. I thought international breaks bring bad news?

Pardew has also been defeated by Graham Westley, Brian McDermott and Nigel Adkins so that shouldn't be a barometer.

Aye aye aye aye aye I LOIC you RRRRREMY much. Aye aye aye aye aye I think you're grand ....cant be bothered to complete the chorus.

Shola is just as British as before, despite the caps. Bit harsh to not count him