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I'm very tempted to downgrade Van Persie to Rooney. Would also love to bring Moses in but his price is awkward.

GW5: Norwich 2-1 Aston Villa Liverpool 2-0 Southampton Newcastle 1-0 Hull City West Brom 1-1 Sunderland West Ham 0-1 Everton Chelsea 3-1 Fulham Arsenal 2-0 Stoke City Crystal Palace 2-1 Swansea Cardiff City 1-2 Tottenham Man City 1-2 Man Utd

Howay man Dortmund :(

Dortmund 1-0 down to Napoli

Lovely free kick by Messi. EDIT: Ginola

Napoli vs Dortmund on one screen, Barca vs Ajax on the other.

Couldn't get past 39 thanks to the Oldhams, Barnsleys and Wimbledons of this world. Was stuck on Everton too, strangely.

Oliver Kay ‏@OliverKayTimes 1m Coutinho needs "surgical stabilisation" on shoulder and likely to be out of action until late Oct, say @LFC. A blow for them (and him)

For more CB depth, I'd feel comfortable with Matteo Ferrari.

Mackems and Palace, I think.

Answering any trivia question with Nicolas Anelka is a pretty safe bet. Especially football ones!

Ozil and Mata, maybe Hazard.

Mark Hughes, Nicolas Anelka, Yossi Benayoun, William Gallas EDIT: ah howay man, all those posts in 10 minutes

10th in the N-O league

STURRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!! Wham, bam, thank you mam.

Sturridge starts

He was highly rated in Denmark and I was quite jealous when Villa bought him. Such a shame, I hope he recovers well.

I get to walk around the place tomorrow on a Uni tour. 2 hours! Will be worth it purely to see the non-locals as their faces drop.

If the ref didnt blow, the other defenders would've kept running. It'd get cleared and there'd be no controversy.

I benched Collins for Chester and Koscielny. That worked fantastically well! And I wish Seamus Coleman would stop getting points.

Disgusting match, like. Fuck off Sky!

Sounds like wrestling. Only if the table went over.

35th out of 3 million

He put in a couple of good crosses with his right, not to mention his Villa goal last season. The more defences that think like Hansen, the better.

Out of those 5, West Ham are already struggling to score, Southampton have started poorly and Swansea have Europe. We should be top half, really.