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Cabaye & Bond....2 new signings. Best day ever!

Would be pissed off is these 'Mata to PSG' rumours are true. I'm a Mourinho man but I just dont see what his problem is.

Watch out transfer window, heeeere's Newcastle!

See, we whinge FAAAR too much!!!

Ayew sure? Anyway, Thauvin is off to Marseille and these are both left wingers, so......just thinking aloud. Hmm.

If he's 9.5 or 10, I'll be torn between him and Walcott

Superb haha

Ozil's numbers 2010 - Goals/15 Assists/33 - 2011: 12-32 - 2012: 13-28 - 2013: 15-29. Even in a 2 team league thats impressive. Interesting to see how he fares in a more competitive league.

I think I've completely underrated Ozil. Look forward to being proved wrong.

Imagine selling your best player to West Brom

Ohhhh Kate Riley is back

So we'll not actively look for signings. We just have to hope an opportunity opens up, which seems unlikely.

Yep Even better when theres 2 weeks til the next gameweek. Just predict in bulk who'll rise twice in price, make 0.1m on them. Then bring in the players you actually want!

So our radar probably consists of: Ince, Ayew, Thauvin, McCarthy, Will Hughes, Gomis, Ba. Thats a lot of loops to kept in - almost a knot!

Think I'll stick with Walcott, even if Ozil comes off. A busy day today will force me into a wildcard, especially for my patented 'make free money' cheat

He gets £16k per day just for sleeping. One sleep = a year's salary.

Unlike Gomis, Thauvin doesn't have 12 months left so he can't just wait for Marseille. Hopefully Lille keep stubbornly rejecting their bids and he finally decides to join us. Straw grasping!

He has all the managers on speed dial, along with the (non-car) AA. Respected by all.

Monaco bought Kondogbia, so maybe that's them occupied. PSG are the worry.

The interesting one is Ba - he's 4th choice at Chelsea so there's no way he's staying. Whilst there's a high chance he'll go to Russia/Turkey/Middle East, maybe theres a 5% chance we'll go for him.

They don't care because what are we going to do? People will still go to games, Ashley will never see us in person and its 2 weeks until the next game. Bad things always happen before the international breaks.

Our starting XI (and squad) is easily good enough for the top half, even pushing for 7th. But not under this management.

Good time to start a new thread, although I guess the 'Deadline Day' one is the main one tomorrow. So, what are these transfer things about? You can purchase players from other teams? Eh???

£10m for McCarthy is alright tbh. Not that we'd ever go above 500k.

Alright. And that Bale is decent on his day